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Facts: The Flag of the USA. Click Here. View with caution. This is a US Big Dem Gov web site.
Wisconsin state Democratic Rep. Fred Clark, who is running in a recall election against Wisconsin Republican Senator Luther Olsen, was caught on tape insulting a woman, and threatening her with violence. [DailyCaller] 6/13/11. Hey. This is OK. He gets a free pass. Like Tweetie Anthony Weiner, Clark is a Democrat.
CAIR trying to erase Muslim Mafia expose. It is censorship. CAIR has been called a front group for the terrorist group in Palestine called Hamas. Click Here.
Alert: I heard on the radio, so it must be true … any vehicle that displays an Obama sticker qualifies for handicapped parking.
Democrats plan to run their own Republican candidates to split the vote. The uninformed are their target.
Sarah Palen emails from Alaska prove to be dead end for Dead Left. She worked at her job.
The US Dollar. Government Easing, also know at Quantitative Easing 1 and 2. An economist compared it to taking water from the deep end of the swimming pool and putting it in the shallow end of the same pool. The most predictable result of QE1 and QE2 in Devaluation of the Dollar.
Illegal entry and self defense. Big Gov gone amuck - the tangled web that we have created. In some states it is illegal to use a gun to defend yourself even if you life is being threated. Same for illegal entry by officers. In both cases, you are advised to take your compaint to court. That is a little hard to do when you are dead. [WND] 6/12/11
WeinerWorld. Did you know that Anthony Weiner [D-NY] is jewish and his bride is a muslim. Muslims have a "religious tolerance" problem with that. Like, off with her head or stone her to death. So, did Weiner convert to the muslim faith? Transparency? [FloydReports.com] 6/9/11
Liberal women standing behind Congressman Anthony Weiner [D-NY] while Republican women willing to vote for Obama rather than Sarah Palin.
NY Times and Washington Post, charter members of the Democrat Media asks for help to destroy Sarah Palin. They are fishing for dirt and want readers to help sort through her emails while in office. [Daily Caller]
One of the automatic Sarah Palin media lines is that she quit her job as Governor of Alaska. What they fail to mention is that she was being hammered by legal actions from the Left. So, in order to raise money to defend herself in these action, she relied on her entrepreneurial spirit and began raising money. That story line is almost always not used in media reports. =trj
ObamaWorld. Facebook spoof on names used by Obama graining visibility. Visit Harrison J Bounel and see the transparency issues surrounding this person of interest. [WND] 6/11/11 Click Here for the story.
Eating their young: the 2012 GOP presidential hopefuls should realize that what ever they say about their fellow nominees during their positioning activities will be picked up and used by Obama, his surrogate Democrats and the Big Time Dying Democrat Media in the coming presidential campaign. Chose your words carefully = trj
Sarah Palin. Word is that Republican women do not like her at all. Has the Democrat media done its job or are GOP women just jealous of her total package. JFK had the entire package and male voters were not jealous of him and women loved him. TheRightJack suggests ... Get Over It. With the continuous steam of nasty things being thrown at Palin by the Left since the previous Republican Convention, you must absolutely know that the Democrats consider her a very real threat in this election cycle, whether as a candidate, supporter or promoter. =trj
Leon Panetta, CIA director and being considered for the position of Secretary of Defense, has ties to Communist Party USA. [The Patriot update] 6/10/11 Click Here for the not so comforting story. The more I know, the more worried I get, says a friend who sent this story to trj.
80. Retirement pushed to age 80 for most Americans. [MoneyNews.com] 6/10/11 Click Here.
Hey seniors. Not to worry. If ObamaCare is permitted to stand, many seniors will be dead from any number of minor ailments well before age 80. =trj
“The modern day soup line is a check in the mail.” - - - David Rosenberg, Chief Economist for Gluskin Sheff It’s all about a check or a give back from Big Gov.
Once Democrats giveth, and they giveth liberally, it is nearly impossible to taketh it away without being given the Ogre label by Big Dem Media. Using their economic reasoning, cuts in growth are considered Orge-ish.
Let see . . . Obama and the Democrats want to control your retirement account, computer, guns, school, radio, newspaper, where you can pray and diet. Sounds like a winning 2012 election platform to me. Really?
Union thug intimidators form picket line between Special Olympic athletes and Gov Scott Wilson [on stage] in Wisconsin at speech celebrating the accomplishments of these special children. How unbelievably crass and uncivilized given the Democrat roots of Special Olymmpics thanks to its founder, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of JFK. Does anyone on the Left care? They are just kids, and special kids at that.
Home Grown Terrorist Incubators. "Of the 100 mosques surveyed, 51% had texts on-site rated as severely advocating violence; 30% had texts rated as moderately advocating violence; and 19% had no violent texts at all," said the survey compiled by Mordechai Kedar and David Yerushalmi and published by the Middle East Quarterly. [WND] 6/9/11 Click Here to read the full article.
No Global Warming. CO2 not the culprit. Dr. Ewert informed the press that his "evaluation of long-term temperature readings . . . disprove that we have man-made global warming." He presented the results of his analysis of over 1,100 temperature curves from around the world, concluding, "the final result is that in 74% of all stations of the world we had no warming." [www.cfact.org]
Big question for next election: Will those people who pay no taxes while receiving stipends from Big Gov vote with those who want to keep the stipends flowing OR will a percentage of them see that the current system will eventually “kill the golden goose” sooner rather than later and leave them out in the cold. TheRightJack predicts that a large percentage of those who are living off Big Gov will vote for those who help keep them dependent on Big Gov. =trj
Obama rules in proclamation on 5/31/11:
June is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month.
I am so very proud too that I am not burdened with any of those preferences. =trj
California schools becoming a great sponsor of gay agendas. Homosexuality is not a religion, is it, so what is the beef that parents are not giving the opt-out choice for their children.
13M increased to 26M. Democrats operatives plan to double their email contact list. Seeking $1B-b-b-b in campaign contributions. Wonder how many of them are closet Republican spies.
Florida teens arrested to sexting. TwitterPerp Anthony Weiner [D-NY] still free and receiving kind words and admiration from the Left. Some are blaming his wife. Perps are not Perps when the Left is on their game. Others are to blame for their actions. [PatriotActionNetwork.com] Click Here. 6/4/11
Media and others raise issues over Romney as a mormon. No issue with Obama as a muslim by Leftist media. Any Republican is better than Obama. Get over it.
30% Businesses to eliminate health coverage benefits when ObamaCare kicks in in 2014. Unaffordable. Unpredictable. Unsustainable. [marketWatch.com] 6/6/11 Click Here
Resignations and the media. Remember the media criticism of GOP administrations when their cabinet members and advisers resign as they linked them to chaos and disarray in the administration. No such media criticism of Obama as they continue to prop up a predictably failed far left Democrat administration. =trj
“You know what man?” Titus said. “I am going to literally — if she gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time, just loaded and ready — because you know what? It’s for my country. It’s for my country. If I got to sacrifice myself, it’s for my country.” - - - Chris Titus, comedian, talking about Sarah Palin. [The Daily Caller] Click Here. Another left wing peace maker who wants everyone to just get along.
Democrats in the media and are having a good old time picking the Republican presidential candidates. By in large, their preferences seems to be those who are not favored by the Tea Party list.
Interesting read about Sarah Palin. [Galganov] 5/29/11
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - - - Thomas Jefferson
Chasing Sarah. Sarah Palin is giving the media and RINOs fits because she will not tell them anything. The worst they can come up with about her is that she eats pizza with a knife and fork, just like TheRightJack. Click Here to read what Michelle Malkin says about the Palin bus trip. [Human Events]
Cain is able. Fast-rising GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO emerging as a strong contender in the Iowa caucuses, blasted President Barack Obama’s leadership abilities in an exclusive Newsmax interview, saying Obama “could not run one Godfather’s pizza restaurant.” [NewsMax.com] Click Here to read why and much more.
TRJ picks: John Bolton if he decides to run and either Michelle Bachmann or Herman Cain. 6/3/11 trj likes them all.
EPA still land crazy. Land owners lose. The Environmental Protection Agency has the unfettered right to declare any piece of land ANYWHERE (under the Clean Water Act) as a "wetlands." At the Obama Environmental Protection Agency's discretion, they can take over your private property, or tell you that you cannot build your dream home on the land you bought simply by designating it a "wetland." And so far, you cannot do anything about it without spending far more than you paid for the property you are about to build on. If you choose to fight the federal bureaucracy for their takeover of your land, you - or any landowner - can be assessed prohibitive penalties to fight the abrogation of your right use your own land. . . . The most frightening thing about the EPA's over-reach is that they have found a way to exercise eminent domain in a way they never have to buy they land they "seize." In a real twist, in fact, the owners still has to keep up the taxes on the land - even though they can never use it! [Center for the Defense of Free Enterprise]
Weiner Tweetie. Soft treatment and admiration of Anthony Weiner [D-NY] is symptomatic of how Big Time Dying Democrat Media reacts to news from "their" side when it comes to Dems vs GOP. [Investors.com] 6/2/11
80%. Obama got the vote of 80% of the journalists in the media in 2010. It is factually correct that when the Big Time Dying Democrat Media cannot find any dirt on Republicans, they just make it up. Of course, it is reported as news. =trj
Queen Pelosi is playing head games with her 2012 election pronouncements just as is done in tennis and other sports, not to mention the Democrat media. If you believe that you are going to lose, you are beaten. Polls indicate Democrats, despite the massive personal popularity of Obama, are in big trouble in 2012 but NOT if Republicans think the 2012 election is in the bag. =trj
Softball player excluded from gay softball league. Not gay enough. [USA Today]. 6/4/11 As with the Wal-Martian photos, it is important to know these things. Click Here for the scoop.
What the Big Time Dying Democrat Media would say if Obama were a Republican: Stupid. Amateur. Bankrupting us. Wrecking our economy. Not authentic black man. Arrogant jerk. [Town Hall]
John Edwards [D-NC], former Democrat presidential and vice presidential candidate, used "his" campaign funds to pay off "his" girl friend who was not "his" wife who had "his" child while "his" wife was kept in the dark for a long time.
"We will hunt you down . . . slit your throats . . . drink your blood. I will have your decapitated head on a pike in the Madison town square." - - - union terrorist in Wisconsin aimed at state legislators [National Right To Work Committee] Where are the PC police?
Florida just passed a law requiring welfare recipients to pass a drug test. 6/1/11 Is that discrimination? Using the Clinton defense advanced by Democrats, it is a personal thing.
Democrats posture for hours about raising the debt ceiling, then help vote it down 318-97. 5/31/11
Obviously, Democrats do not want to stand up for their own legislation and then be positively linked to more and more spending. Democrats want Republicans to join them on spending programs so that both parties can accept the blame and share the criticism. This is why Democrats did not pass "their" budget in 2010 when they had total control of the House and Senate. Would cowardly, two-faced and unprincipled be an apt description of today's Democrats. =trj
Obama to get DOJ to go after stations that air ads that are unfavorable to Him. Quite informative to see how Big Dem Gov is watching you. [Breitbart]
Rosey. AP writer Jim Kuhnhenn emphasizes the “low negatives” for Obama as this writer positions Obama reelection prospects as rosey. 6/1/11 Media propagandist at work.
Obama the Muslim. Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit said he had a one-on-one meeting with Obama, in which President Obama told him that he was still a Muslim, the son of a Muslim father, the stepson of Muslim stepfather, that his half brothers in Kenya are Muslims, and that he was sympathetic towards the Muslim agenda. Reported on January 2011 on Egyptian radio. [Randy’s Right] 5/31/11
Have you noticed that Democrats change their message to fit their audience. Bill Clinton was very good at this. As a rule, the Big Time Dying Democrat Media seldom if ever calls them on their “inconsistencies.” They just let is slide on by. Ditto when Democrats go abroad and trash the USA. =trj
Tweet Hearts. The quite righteous Congressman Anthony Weiner [D-NY] says that he is not going to be distracted from his mission by his multiple underwear photos to a young lady or ladies on Twitter. [CNN & NT Post] 5/31/11 Click Here.
Big Time Dying Democrat Media journalists, using the term loosely, can make names for themselves and cash in by investigating actual transgressions rather than just make up stuff and create innuendos involving Republicans. Needless to say, the objective of reporters today is to make a name for themselves and move up the pay ladder. It more widely accepted in the media for "journalists" to make up stuff and/or actually find dirt on Republicans. =trj
Social Justice is background of new white House appointee on Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships. Lynn Habels is from Chicago. She and her husband follow the Obama party like bias against Israel. [WND] 5/28/11
Bumper stickers for sale [WND]
• Time for another Tea Party
• Legalize the Constitution
• Your Wallet. The only place Democrats want to drill.
Kenya continues to very proudly honour the birthplace of Barack Hussein Obama their native son and president of the USA, who was born in the village of Kogelo in Kenya, not Hawaii. [WND] 5/30/11 Click Here. And Click Here. And Here.
Lech Walesa, hero of Polish Solidarity movement, gives TUO the cold shoulder. Will not meet while in US. [The Telegraph, UK] 5/27/11 That is Russia, England, middle eastern nations, and now Poland.
Who has a valet today. baby: Bruce Wayne has Alfred. Green Hornet has Kato. Ricardo Montalban on Fantasy Island had Tatu. Hillary Clinton has Congressman Weiner’s wife as her personal valet. How Tweet.
John Bolton, former UN Ambassador under Bush 43, to announce a possible presidential run by the end of summer. [Roll Call] 5/21/11. Bolton would be refreshing candidate with his knowledge of the international community and his no nonsense style.
REALLY?
This is Valerie Jarrett. In the Obama Inner Circle. [Human Events and The American Spectator] Click Here.
Obama and Holder go to court against Arizona and sides with Mexico and the drug cartels as they threaten to assassinate AZ sheriff.
Hugo Chavez, avowed anti-America president, to proclaim himself dictator of Venezuela and supporter of Cuba had surgery for pelvic abscess in Cuba June 10. Was in critical condition. Reported to be recovering. Typical delayed news report from a dictatorial regime. [Yahoo] 6/26/11 Click Here.
Rebecca Wodder, former CEO and president of Big Green's dam-killing, water-grabbing, natural gas enemy, American Rivers Inc. ($12.1 million in 2010 revenue), believes government should have authority over every tiny lake, pond and wetlands in your State, county, city or neighborhood. ... [Center for the Defense of Free Enterprise]. Elections have consequences for US economy.
Highlighting the Resource List found at TheRightJack
www.MediaMatters.org
Media Matters is nothing short of a vicious liberal attack dog of George Soros and the American Left and it does not hesitate to describe itself as just that. Media Matters describes itself, via its website, as "a Web-based, not-for-profit, 501(c)(3) progressive research and information center dedicated to comprehensively monitoring, analyzing, and correcting conservative misinformation in the U.S. Media." Scan the front page of Media Matters. It is quite interesting to read their version of facts from the Left.
Gov Rick Perry [R-TX], next major target on Democrat Hit List.
Vehicle Mileage Traveled [TAX] stil being put forth by Obama and the Democrats.
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WMT was seriously proposed by Congressman James Oberstar [D-MN] in 2009. The idea? A tax for every mile you drive. The people of Minnesota liked the idea so much they replaced Oberstar with a Republican, Chip Cravaack, in 2010.
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"Under my plan, no family making less than $250 thousand a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax. Not your payroll tax. Not your capital gains taxes. Not any of your taxes." - - - Candidate Obama 9/12/08
NBC omits “under God” and “indivisible” from Pledge of Allegiance at US Open, then apologizes. Sure. It was an unintentional omission. Under God was added in 1954. I was in school at that time and there was no political uproar from either side of the isle. [Yahoo] 6/19/11 Click Here.
Liberals are doing their best to turn the USA into a value-less nation.
Off the cliff. Did you see the Democrat commercial where a white man in a suit is pushing a elderly lady in a wheel chair off a cliff with the fact-less claim, of course, the Republicans want to kill seniors.
Republicans want to kill seniors. Recurring Democrat campaign theme in one form or another. The claim is not as outrageous as the number of people that apparently believe it.
Visit our new section of TheRightJack called "Fact-less claims by politicians." Look for periodic updates like the one below:
Fact-less claim by the Left. So … remember when Ray Lewis insisted that the longer the lockout went on, the more crime there would be? Turns out, there's no historical precedent for such a statement, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's PolitiFact group. [Yahoo News] 6/17/11. Click Here for the report. Democrats continue to make one fact-less claim after another. It would be a full time job to verify every remark they make, and that is what it would take, in all honesty.
Obama Golf:
• 61 rounds of golf by Obama. The that last time I saw an update was on May 21, 2011.
• 30 rounds in 2010
• 28 rounds in 2009 [McClatchy-Tribune] 6/18/11
• Bush 43 stopped playing golf because it sent the wrong message during our wars and the negative criticism he was receiving about golf from the Big Dem Media. Negative media criticism of Obama about all of his golf outings is non-existent.
Microsoft lobbyists. Heard that Microsoft had been hammered financially by Big Gov until they starting employing lobbyists on Capitol Hill. Lobbyists work deals with our very proper and upstanding US Legislators. Now Microsoft seems to be safe from the Big Foot of Big Gov. Heard on the radio 6/17/11
Ethanol subsidy from Big Gov eliminated in Senate vote 73-27. [Reuters] 6/16/11 Click Here. Price of gasoline and corn flakes should come down. No shortage of boo-hooing by constituent groups.
Death threats on Sarah Palin revealed in her emails. Democrats continue to make death treats. [UK Telegraph] 6/15/11 Click Here to see what the foreign news is reporting. Democrats support gun bans while Dem Media continues to ignore very real death threats from the Left.
Russia – China – Iran alliance in the works. Stay close to your friends. Stay closer to your enemies.
What is with Obama and ATM machines. Another "inflate your tires cure for our energy problems" moment. Dem Media "expectedly" quiet.
Rumor: Tweetie Anthony Weiner [D-NY] may resign after allegedly have a long history of sexual “oddities.” His constituents are reportedly still holding him up.
Defaulting on the US debt is a fact-less Democrat campaign charade designed to show that GOP will let the USA fail in the eyes of its creditors.
Ignorance: White House claiming “ignorance” on BATFE over the border gun deal that resulted in the death of two US agents.
Question: Why would Mexican drug cartels buy guns in the USA and then smuggle guns into Mexico in order to smuggle them back into the USA?
Ignorance: This Democrat administration and Democrats in Congress seem equally ignorant about how to turn around this disastrous economy and create jobs. The problem is two-fold. This socialist administration will not admit that their approach to government taxation and job creation does not work. Secondly, their socialist philosophy of government will not allow them to do what they need to do to create jobs in the private sector. That is …
• Low personal taxes
• Lower business taxes
• Downsize government employees
• Downsize government services and entitlements
• Eliminate costly business reporting forms
• Stop job killing rules and regulations
• Allow businesses to bring profits back to USA without massive tax penalties
• Stop giving US taxpayer money to highly speculative and unproven ventures.
• Stop awarding grants for absolutely inane projects of no tangle worth, particularly in hard economic times.
• Stop giving handouts to other nations that help them do what Democrats will not promote or allow in the USA. i.e., drilling for offshore oil in Brazil, build car batteries in Korea, etc
• Start promoting individual exceptionalism as number of jobs increase
• Start promoting self reliance as number of jobs increase
• Become predictable. Allow businesses to create jobs, which they can, by giving them a predictable set of taxes and penalties that they can factor into their cost of doing business. =TheRightJack
Book:
The Encyclopedia of Medical Breakthroughs & Forbidden Treatments: Health Secrets & Little-Known Therapies for Specific Health Conditions from A to Z.
Caution: If and when ObamaCare kicks in, US elders will be the first ones sacrificed for the benefit of younger Americans and illegal aliens. Observe the first rule of life saving … save yourself first. Remember, hospitals and operating rooms are two of the best places where you can be exposed to life-threatening infections and diseases. =trj
Endorsement by Jim Cross, N.D., L.Ac. The Encyclopedia of Medical Breakthroughs & Forbidden Treatments is a document of immeasurable proportions. Following years of exhaustive research into a range of alternative treatments from Nutrition to Chinese Medicine to Herbal Medicine to high-tech breakthroughs, The Encyclopedia of Medical Breakthroughs is an assemblage of a veritable wealth of possibilities for virtually every major affliction known to humanity.
In 2003, a top executive of the pharmaceutical giant Glaxo-SmithKline -- worldwide Vice President of genetics -- confessed that "The vast majority of drugs -- more than 90% -- only work in 30 – 50% of the people." What that means is ... most prescription drugs DON'T work on most people who take them!
FACT: In the U.S., the odds of being killed by conventional medicine are almost 20 times (2,000%) greater than being killed in an automobile accident and almost 30 times (3,000%) greater than being killed by a gun.
Be aware!
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breath and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room, And Gentlemen, remember You're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
Yes, answered the Instructor.
I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
by Robert Spender
Click Here to order your copy. What does the Koran really say?
• Infidels: why Allah hates them, and what he has in store for them -- straight from the Koran.
• The passages of the Koran that mandate warfare against unbelievers: Why in traditional Islam these words take precedence over more peaceful passages.
• Telling signs that the Koran was not delivered from heaven in pristine form, as Muslims believe, but was compiled from Jewish, Christian, and pagan sources.
• Koranic Jew-hatred: proof that Islamic anti-Semitism is not an import from Christianity, as many have claimed.
• The disquieting truth behind Islam’s professed respect for other religions and their central figures.
• The alarming teachings of the Koran on women: how it reduces women to the status of commodities.
• The worst sin of all for Muslims: It’s worse than murder, worse than rape, worse than genocide -- and guess what? You’re probably committing it.
• The Muslim claim that the Koranic text was never altered -- is false, and why this matters.
• Barack Obama’s June 2009 speech to the Islamic world: an object lesson in the hazards of not understanding the Koran.
Are Americans Too Focused on ‘Stuff?’
Pastor Comments on Study That Reveals American Gluttony
Of all the statistics and studies that are hoisted upon the American public to cast a reflection of how they live, the most evil and troubling stat is 15 percent, according to Fred Sellers.
“We waste 15 percent of our money,” said Sellers, pastor of the Victory Church of Norman, Oklahoma and author of The Prophet of Vail Mountain (www.prophetofvailmountain.com). “We are so focused on materialism and buying as much stuff as we can, we actually wind up spending more on things like electronics and toys over the course of our lives than we do on education. But in the end, it’s just a statistic. The thing I worry about is the underlying disease behind it.”
Sellers is referring to a February 2011 study by 24/7 Wall St. that analyzed how Americans spend money. The primary conclusion is that, in spite of the recession and slow recovery, consumers still love spending money on things they don’t need – to the tune of 15 percent. That’s the percentage of the American household budget that is spent on unnecessary goods and entertainment.
The top ten ways Americans wasted 15% of their household income in 2010 included:
• Apparel
• Tobacco
• Entertainment equipment
• Alcohol
• Fees and admissions to attractions
• Vacation lodging
• Pets
• Electronics
• Gifts
• Meals Away from Home
When 24/7 Wall St. posted the study on its site, it clearly didn’t catch the irony of the site’s own reporting. The article included the following observation: “The ‘average’ American household, which has an income of $63,000, spends more than $8,000 on goods and services it does not actually need,” the site reported. “The credit crisis might not have been so bad if all that money had been put into savings accounts between 1989 and 2009, but the period would not have been nearly as fun.”
“So even the people who analyzed the spending and saw how we put ourselves into this financial crunch couldn’t help but echo the very sentiment that got us into the crisis in the first place,” Sellers said. “I guess the moral of their story is that it’s perfectly fine to thrust an entire nation and other parts of the globe into one of the worst financial crises of the modern era, as long as you can say we all had fun doing it.”
But Sellers said he didn’t need a study to tell him that Americans are obsessed with the accumulation of “stuff.” All he said he needed to do was turn on the television.
“One of the most distasteful displays of the American adoration of gluttony took place on the Oprah Winfrey show,” he added. “Every year, she has at least one episode in which she gifts every member of her studio audience with a parcel of gifts that are absurd in their opulence and luxury. When the audience is alerted to each successive prize they’ve won simply by being there, the cameras pan across the studio to show people screaming, jumping and even falling to their knees as if they were at a Pentecostal church revival. They appear to be in some kind of religious ecstasy, almost as if they are worshipping the false gods of commerce.”
About Fred Sellers
Born in Mangum , Oklahoma in 1946, Sellers was born again as a Christian in the summer of 1961. After college, some volunteer work and 17 years in business, Sellers sold all his business interests and was ordained as a minister. He founded the Victory Church in Norman , Oklahoma in his living room in the early 1990s. Today, the church now has more than 300 members, who are served by Pastor Sellers and his wife of 26 years, Priscella.
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Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
But you know the job was done right!
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
All new reporters now hired by the party with the most money.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every Middle School and High School in United States.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They Had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what ... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money."
This one was worth sending ... brings tears to your eyes.
Dawg and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near Old Highway 16 early one cold December morning.
Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs. The buck was magnificent, a once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett points.
Moving quickly, Dawg the Hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.
As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Old Highway 16. Dawg pulled away from the gun stock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned!
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."
Dawg the Hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years."
Decision time. OK.
You are the Leader. Sworn enemies and terrorists in the neighboring nation tell their people to go to the border en mass and cross into our land.
What do you do?
This is an international situation that Israel is facing. And it could very easily happen at the US – Mexican border.
What in the world do you do to protect your nation when the foreign powers that be in your neighboring nations will not stop a mass infiltration of illegals?
[ ] Show force – walk softly and carry a big stick
[ ] Talk nicely to them in their native tongues
[ ] Let them cross into our nation without resistance
[ ] Promise them that they will receive amnesty
[ ] Ask nicely that our neighboring leaders to stop them on their side of the border
[ ] Use non-lethal gas on them
[ ] Shoot them with non-lethal bean bags
[ ] Shoot with real ammo only to injure them, then pay for their recovery, damages, and then give them amnesty to show that we are humane
[ ] Shoot to kill
[ ] Gas them with lethal gas
[ ] Here is a better idea _________________________
What do you do? Just open the borders. There are people who what to do just that. Then what ...
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My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My biology teacher asked me to name two things found in cells.
I answered, blacks and Mexicans.
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started...
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