BoooooBaaaaMaaa ... now that is real scary.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Really? October 16-31, 2011
Really?
Definition: Ineptocracy (in-ep-toh-cracy) … A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed [takers], are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers [makers]. Source?
Idiocracy?
When should you shoot a cop? The question is asked in flyer found at OWS protest in Phoenix. [theblaze.com] 10/28/11
Many OWS tents appear to be empty at night, based on thermal imaging. Heard on the radio 10/27/11 Do you suppose they go back home at night or to their dorms?
Income Tripled. A quick hit line from radio news revealed that the Top 1% have tripled their incomes between 1979 and 2007. Unlike Obama, there was no mention of how many jobs these big earners “created” or how many jobs they “saved” during that time. [huffingtonpost.com] 10/26/11
Job Fair for illegals hosted by DHS. Working against the USA or a Sting? It is not a sting, but should be. [americanthinker.com] 10/24/11 What a great rumor!
Libya. Muslim Brotherhood poised to take control of Lybia and institute Shariah law. Democrats and Big Time Dying Democart Media trying to convince us that the Muslim Brotherhood is nothing more than an international humanitarian relief agency much like UNESCO and the Red Cross all rolled into one. 10/23/11
Muslim deleted. Big Gov DOJ has removed all references to “muslims” from terrorist training materials. [DailyCaller.com] 10/21/11
Muslim terrorists must be thrilled to know that they are off the hook. So, watch out for those old clean shaven church going white guys with gray hair plus old ladies in wheel chairs. =TheRightJack
50x to 100x. It has been estimated that political contributions come back to the “donors” fifty times over, even more. It comes back in the form of Crony Capitalism contracts, favorable regulations and other benefits. [WealthDaily]
Does GE come to mind? How about those green energy grants to companies that failed?
Where in the world is Hillary? For some political reason [ho ho ho], the US State Department is mysteriously AWOL when it comes to Mexico, drug cartels and invasion of our border by illegals from Mexico or coming through Mexico. Where is Hillary?
VP Joe O’Biden claims that rapes will go up if the latest Democrat jobs bill for unions, first responders, etc is not passed. Getting tired yet of hearing these same old fact-less claims by Democrats if their spending increases are not passed? 10/20/11
Generation 0 [realclearmarkets.com]
Texas school students pledge allegiance to Mexico, not USA. [TheBlaze.com] 10/17/11 Watch Video.
Really? October 1-15, 2011
Really?
$224 billion. Cost of binge drinking, 2006 data. Remember this when it has been said frequently that drinking, smoking, using drugs or riding a motorcycle without a helmet only effects me. 10/17/11
Wall Street protestors showing signs of anti-semitism with their comments. 10/14/11
Legal fees of Solyndra paid for with money in the Big Green Gov grant from US Taxpayers pockets.
No US Flag Zone. Olive Garden, a Darden restaurant, does not allow Kiwinas to display the US flag at their regular meeting. Then they apologize. It should never ever have happened. What were they thinking? Darden Restaurants include: Bahama Breeze. Olive Garden. Red Lobster. LongHorn Steakhouse. The Capital Grille. Seasons 52. [Darden] Click Here.
Government Motors getting free promotions courtesy of Big Gov Pres. 10/12/11
$600. Rent-a-Mob weekly pay rate for spontaneous Occupy Wall Street protesters. Comment on radio by union man 10/11/11
Leadership gone astray. Democrats seem intent on fostering riots and partisan political factions by pitting one group against another rather than creating positive economic solutions for all Americans.
More fake farmers found according to John Stossel [Fox Business]
Jobs. Congressional Democrats sink Obama jobs plan. Apparently Democrats do not want to put their name on another disastrous Democrat Tax and Spend jobs bill. Obama blames Republicans for this failure.
Obama, in his Saturday address on 10/8/11, continues to plead with listeners to tell your representatives in Congress to pass his jobs bill, but ...
Harry Reed blocks GOP efforts to bring the Obama Jobs bill to the floor for a vote. That means the Dems do not have enough Dem Senators who are willing to vote for yet another wasteful tax and spend bill. 10/7/11
You Tube pulls video of California shooter, a person of color, who had ties to Rev Jesse Jackson. Media seems very quiet about his background. 10/5/11
US Big Gov gives $4 billion to 332 banks for lending to small business. Banks used more than one-half of it, $2.2 billion, to pay back the Big Gov TARP loans. US Big Gov did not put any restrictions of how the new loans could be used.
Rumor: Emergency powers of the President. In the Democrat back rooms, their planners are discussing in secrecy how to take US government away from US voter elections and give it to their own ObamaCzars.
Read Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky and studied by Hillary Rodham. It is all about gaining POWER. One person. One vote. One time. Then take over. No matter what his followers like Obama say about racism or abortion or women's right or income redistribution, their objective is to gain POWER.
Wall Street Protesters want free university education, a $20 minimum wage, total debt forgiveness, and an end to corporate profits among other things.
Private sector creates 91,000 jobs in September 2011. Big Obama Gov crony capitalism created 45 green jobs for $737 million, some with ties to Nancy Pelosi. [The Western Center for Journalism]
European tax fat people and fat foods.
Church Sign: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Holiday diet tip: Lose first. Then pig out.
Rumor: Obama will not run for president in 2012 and go to work for George Soros.
Obama pushing for $9.2 B-b-b more in green energy spending. More US Taxpayer venture capital payoffs directed to his campaign backers.
It was announced recently that Democrats now want to begin a Big Dem Gov Rental Program. The goal is to rent out all of the foreclosed homes on the market, that they created.
$224 billion. Cost of binge drinking, 2006 data. Remember this when it has been said frequently that drinking, smoking, using drugs or riding a motorcycle without a helmet only effects me. 10/17/11
Wall Street protestors showing signs of anti-semitism with their comments. 10/14/11
Legal fees of Solyndra paid for with money in the Big Green Gov grant from US Taxpayers pockets.
No US Flag Zone. Olive Garden, a Darden restaurant, does not allow Kiwinas to display the US flag at their regular meeting. Then they apologize. It should never ever have happened. What were they thinking? Darden Restaurants include: Bahama Breeze. Olive Garden. Red Lobster. LongHorn Steakhouse. The Capital Grille. Seasons 52. [Darden] Click Here.
Government Motors getting free promotions courtesy of Big Gov Pres. 10/12/11
$600. Rent-a-Mob weekly pay rate for spontaneous Occupy Wall Street protesters. Comment on radio by union man 10/11/11
Leadership gone astray. Democrats seem intent on fostering riots and partisan political factions by pitting one group against another rather than creating positive economic solutions for all Americans.
More fake farmers found according to John Stossel [Fox Business]
Jobs. Congressional Democrats sink Obama jobs plan. Apparently Democrats do not want to put their name on another disastrous Democrat Tax and Spend jobs bill. Obama blames Republicans for this failure.
Obama, in his Saturday address on 10/8/11, continues to plead with listeners to tell your representatives in Congress to pass his jobs bill, but ...
Harry Reed blocks GOP efforts to bring the Obama Jobs bill to the floor for a vote. That means the Dems do not have enough Dem Senators who are willing to vote for yet another wasteful tax and spend bill. 10/7/11
You Tube pulls video of California shooter, a person of color, who had ties to Rev Jesse Jackson. Media seems very quiet about his background. 10/5/11
US Big Gov gives $4 billion to 332 banks for lending to small business. Banks used more than one-half of it, $2.2 billion, to pay back the Big Gov TARP loans. US Big Gov did not put any restrictions of how the new loans could be used.
Rumor: Emergency powers of the President. In the Democrat back rooms, their planners are discussing in secrecy how to take US government away from US voter elections and give it to their own ObamaCzars.
Read Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky and studied by Hillary Rodham. It is all about gaining POWER. One person. One vote. One time. Then take over. No matter what his followers like Obama say about racism or abortion or women's right or income redistribution, their objective is to gain POWER.
Wall Street Protesters want free university education, a $20 minimum wage, total debt forgiveness, and an end to corporate profits among other things.
Private sector creates 91,000 jobs in September 2011. Big Obama Gov crony capitalism created 45 green jobs for $737 million, some with ties to Nancy Pelosi. [The Western Center for Journalism]
European tax fat people and fat foods.
Church Sign: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Holiday diet tip: Lose first. Then pig out.
Rumor: Obama will not run for president in 2012 and go to work for George Soros.
Obama pushing for $9.2 B-b-b more in green energy spending. More US Taxpayer venture capital payoffs directed to his campaign backers.
It was announced recently that Democrats now want to begin a Big Dem Gov Rental Program. The goal is to rent out all of the foreclosed homes on the market, that they created.
Letter to employees from the owner
The real problem that America faces ... from a business owner
This is a real letter sent to his employees.
The sender of this email to TheRightJack went to www.whitepages.com to do a reverse search of this guys phone number below and found it to be the company as stated.
To All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job.
What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to tell you whom to vote for - it is against the law to discriminate based on political affiliation, race, creed, religion, etc.
Please vote for who you think will serve your interests the best. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story.
This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You saw my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the back story.
I started this company 12 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living space was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.
Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's.
My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business --- with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9 am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5 pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, ****, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to me like a 1 day old baby.
You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail out all the people who didn't.
The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?
Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.
When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the mud of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine.
Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire.
You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.
While tax cuts to 95% of America sounds great on paper, don't forget the back story: If there is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on zero dollars is zero. So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn't? Whose policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know who might be the one capable of saving your job. While the media wants to tell you "It's the economy Stupid" I'm telling you it isn't.
If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the Constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me in the South Caribbean sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, Your boss,
Michael A. Crowley, PE
Crowley, Crisp & Associates, Inc.
Professional Engineers
1906 South Main Street, Suite 122
Wake Forest, NC 27587
Phone: 919.562.8860 x22
Fax: 919.562.8872
Note from TheRightJack: It is well established that Big Government does not create jobs or save jobs. Big Gov takes money from the private sector and spends it as they deem important, mostly for getting votes in these days. The private sector creates real jobs when it is able to risk their own money, create and then sell products at a profit in order to pay salaries. Then those real job holders pay taxes and buy things created by the private sector. Big Gov is definitely not looking out for you, the US Taxpayer, nor is Wall Street. Still, Big Gov is the prime offender because our Congressional representatives can be bought.
This is a real letter sent to his employees.
The sender of this email to TheRightJack went to www.whitepages.com to do a reverse search of this guys phone number below and found it to be the company as stated.
To All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job.
What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to tell you whom to vote for - it is against the law to discriminate based on political affiliation, race, creed, religion, etc.
Please vote for who you think will serve your interests the best. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story.
This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You saw my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the back story.
I started this company 12 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living space was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.
My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.
Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's.
My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business --- with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.
So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9 am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5 pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, ****, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to me like a 1 day old baby.
You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail out all the people who didn't.
The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.
The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?
Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.
When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the mud of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine.
Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire.
You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.
While tax cuts to 95% of America sounds great on paper, don't forget the back story: If there is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on zero dollars is zero. So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn't? Whose policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know who might be the one capable of saving your job. While the media wants to tell you "It's the economy Stupid" I'm telling you it isn't.
If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the Constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me in the South Caribbean sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, Your boss,
Michael A. Crowley, PE
Crowley, Crisp & Associates, Inc.
Professional Engineers
1906 South Main Street, Suite 122
Wake Forest, NC 27587
Phone: 919.562.8860 x22
Fax: 919.562.8872
Note from TheRightJack: It is well established that Big Government does not create jobs or save jobs. Big Gov takes money from the private sector and spends it as they deem important, mostly for getting votes in these days. The private sector creates real jobs when it is able to risk their own money, create and then sell products at a profit in order to pay salaries. Then those real job holders pay taxes and buy things created by the private sector. Big Gov is definitely not looking out for you, the US Taxpayer, nor is Wall Street. Still, Big Gov is the prime offender because our Congressional representatives can be bought.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Humor: Chuck Norris Sayings
Chuck Norris Facts
Actually, what President FDR really said was: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris."
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Before the Boogeyman gets in bed at night, first he checks his closet to see if Chuck Norris is hiding in it.
Chuch Norris is so strong that he can sneeze and keep his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
Once a rattlesnake made the mistake of biting Chuck Norris' leg. After seven days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
There are only two certainties in life, Chuck Norris and death, in that order.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
"Journey to the Center of the Earth" was actually created by Chuck Norris while digging a hole for a pool.
When Chuck Norris recycles paper, it turns back into a tree.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man. That man is now known as Superman.
Chuck Norris doesn't lie. Whatever he says simply becomes the truth.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
The Universe is just one of Chuck Norris' marbles
Chuck Norris scares the needle out of hay stacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with just a warning.
Chuck Norris wins NASCAR races with all right turns.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris once had his own toilet paper brand. It was taken off the market because it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars ... he was the force.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke ... that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Once, Chuck Norris starved his dinner to death.
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris doesn't breath ... air runs into his lungs for safety.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? ... His foot.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was way too scared to come back.
Chuck Norris doesn't make a splash when he jumps in the water, the water is just getting out of his way.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Fire stops drops and rolls when it catches Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers
Chuck Norris can speak Brail, and hear Sign Language.
http://www.cranialborborygmus.com/chuck-norris-sayings.htm
Actually, what President FDR really said was: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris."
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Before the Boogeyman gets in bed at night, first he checks his closet to see if Chuck Norris is hiding in it.
Chuch Norris is so strong that he can sneeze and keep his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
Once a rattlesnake made the mistake of biting Chuck Norris' leg. After seven days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
There are only two certainties in life, Chuck Norris and death, in that order.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
"Journey to the Center of the Earth" was actually created by Chuck Norris while digging a hole for a pool.
When Chuck Norris recycles paper, it turns back into a tree.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man. That man is now known as Superman.
Chuck Norris doesn't lie. Whatever he says simply becomes the truth.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
The Universe is just one of Chuck Norris' marbles
Chuck Norris scares the needle out of hay stacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with just a warning.
Chuck Norris wins NASCAR races with all right turns.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris once had his own toilet paper brand. It was taken off the market because it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars ... he was the force.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke ... that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Once, Chuck Norris starved his dinner to death.
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris doesn't breath ... air runs into his lungs for safety.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? ... His foot.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was way too scared to come back.
Chuck Norris doesn't make a splash when he jumps in the water, the water is just getting out of his way.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Fire stops drops and rolls when it catches Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers
Chuck Norris can speak Brail, and hear Sign Language.
http://www.cranialborborygmus.com/chuck-norris-sayings.htm
Muslims attack Catholic University
DEMAND REMOVAL OF CROSSES & BASILICA
Muslim students claim Catholic University has "violated their human rights" by displaying crosses and refusing to create Islamic prayer rooms on the private Washington DC based college campus. The complaint even indicates that the University should remove the Basilica from Campus!
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Clearly, the Muslims' intention in attending this particular school was not to obtain a quality education or even learn about a differing religion. Rather, their intention from the outset was obviously to disrupt a Catholic institution and strike yet another blow suing through the U.S. legal system, in their effort to bring Christendom into subjection. As the oldest continuing Christian institution in the West, dominating over Catholicism represents a prize jewel and therefore is a prime target of anti-Christian forces.
Yet, this is not simply a Catholic issue; this is an issue that all people of decent faith must rally around. Should Islam prevail against the Catholics, they will move to attack the Baptists, the Evangelicals, the Anglicans, the Methodists and every other Christian institution that stands in the way of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate, global Muslim domination and universal implementation of Shariah law.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Witness the success Islam has already achieved in places as far reaching as Palestine, Sweden and even London.
Palestine, the so-called mandated territory, once was home to many majority Christian communities. Now through Islamist murder and intimidation, the Christian population has dwindled to just 3%, and those few remaining Christians often must practice their religion in hiding for fear of deadly retribution by militant Muslims.
In Sweden, non-Muslim women are frequently accosted, beaten and even raped for appearing on the street without covering their heads with Islamic veils.
In London, the Muslims have successfully twisted British Hate Crime laws to the point where it is now illegal to make any comment that might be deemed disparaging toward Islam – even if the comment is entirely factual.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Now in America, Muslims are using our own laws in an attempt to cripple our freedom of religion with an end goal of implementing only Islam.
Will we be the generation who lost American religious freedom to Islam?
Will we be the generation who allowed Shariah law to become the law of our land?
Stand with me now! Not just for Catholic University. Not just for the American Jewish temples under attack… but for our God-given right of religious freedom that radical, militant Islam is committed to destroy for all infidels – unbelievers – Christians and Jews and atheists alike!
Fax Congress Now – tell them you support H.R. 973
We CAN stop the Islamic jihadists who are, right this very moment, seeking global domination and who in America are shredding the U.S. Constitution in their crazed attacks on freedom, liberty, and security. But time is short to contain the damage to our great country. Shariah must be stopped today.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
I need you to answer our nation's call without delay. Please send your fax NOW.
Keep Faith, Alan Keyes
Americans United for Freedom
P.S. Islam and Shariah pose a threat to America's survival as a constitutional republic in an insidious fashion no penetrating alien ideology has ever posed before. In fact, through Islamic Shariah law, every last vestige of your freedom – and that of your children – could be stripped from you and shackles of bondage clamped upon your wrists. Now is the time to stand! Now is the time to act! Please fax your petition to Congress today, and add a generous gift to enable us to reach more Americans, and better defend your rights and freedom from those – like the purveyors of Islamic Shariah – who are hard at work devising plans to steal your liberty for all time.
To send a check, please complete and print a contribution page form
and mail it with your donation to this address:
Americans United for Freedom
PO Box 1310
Herndon, VA 20172
Americans United for Freedom is a 501(c)(4)(pending) social welfare organization which focuses on nonpartisan civic education and advocacy regarding important national issues.
Muslim students claim Catholic University has "violated their human rights" by displaying crosses and refusing to create Islamic prayer rooms on the private Washington DC based college campus. The complaint even indicates that the University should remove the Basilica from Campus!
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Clearly, the Muslims' intention in attending this particular school was not to obtain a quality education or even learn about a differing religion. Rather, their intention from the outset was obviously to disrupt a Catholic institution and strike yet another blow suing through the U.S. legal system, in their effort to bring Christendom into subjection. As the oldest continuing Christian institution in the West, dominating over Catholicism represents a prize jewel and therefore is a prime target of anti-Christian forces.
Yet, this is not simply a Catholic issue; this is an issue that all people of decent faith must rally around. Should Islam prevail against the Catholics, they will move to attack the Baptists, the Evangelicals, the Anglicans, the Methodists and every other Christian institution that stands in the way of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate, global Muslim domination and universal implementation of Shariah law.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Witness the success Islam has already achieved in places as far reaching as Palestine, Sweden and even London.
Palestine, the so-called mandated territory, once was home to many majority Christian communities. Now through Islamist murder and intimidation, the Christian population has dwindled to just 3%, and those few remaining Christians often must practice their religion in hiding for fear of deadly retribution by militant Muslims.
In Sweden, non-Muslim women are frequently accosted, beaten and even raped for appearing on the street without covering their heads with Islamic veils.
In London, the Muslims have successfully twisted British Hate Crime laws to the point where it is now illegal to make any comment that might be deemed disparaging toward Islam – even if the comment is entirely factual.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
Now in America, Muslims are using our own laws in an attempt to cripple our freedom of religion with an end goal of implementing only Islam.
Will we be the generation who lost American religious freedom to Islam?
Will we be the generation who allowed Shariah law to become the law of our land?
Stand with me now! Not just for Catholic University. Not just for the American Jewish temples under attack… but for our God-given right of religious freedom that radical, militant Islam is committed to destroy for all infidels – unbelievers – Christians and Jews and atheists alike!
Fax Congress Now – tell them you support H.R. 973
We CAN stop the Islamic jihadists who are, right this very moment, seeking global domination and who in America are shredding the U.S. Constitution in their crazed attacks on freedom, liberty, and security. But time is short to contain the damage to our great country. Shariah must be stopped today.
STOP SHARIAH LAW IN THE U.S. – SUPPORT H.R. 973
I need you to answer our nation's call without delay. Please send your fax NOW.
Keep Faith, Alan Keyes
Americans United for Freedom
P.S. Islam and Shariah pose a threat to America's survival as a constitutional republic in an insidious fashion no penetrating alien ideology has ever posed before. In fact, through Islamic Shariah law, every last vestige of your freedom – and that of your children – could be stripped from you and shackles of bondage clamped upon your wrists. Now is the time to stand! Now is the time to act! Please fax your petition to Congress today, and add a generous gift to enable us to reach more Americans, and better defend your rights and freedom from those – like the purveyors of Islamic Shariah – who are hard at work devising plans to steal your liberty for all time.
To send a check, please complete and print a contribution page form
and mail it with your donation to this address:
Americans United for Freedom
PO Box 1310
Herndon, VA 20172
Americans United for Freedom is a 501(c)(4)(pending) social welfare organization which focuses on nonpartisan civic education and advocacy regarding important national issues.
Debt ceiling explained
Shortest explanation of the debt ceiling
The simplest way to look at the Debt Ceiling.
Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your home and you have sewage up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the ceilings or pump out the s--t?
Your choice.
Vote wisely November 2012
The simplest way to look at the Debt Ceiling.
Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your home and you have sewage up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the ceilings or pump out the s--t?
Your choice.
Vote wisely November 2012
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Who is Lisa Fithian
Political Activist and Anarchist? Community Organizer?
Bio:
Education: Skidmore College, 1970s
She may be the best kept secret by the Left, yet she has had a hand in all manner of protests for over 40 years. She appears to have Rent-A-Mobs at her beck and call on a moment’s notice. Now it is Occupy Wall Street, which is anything but a spontaneous protest by young naïve and impressionable students.
Working for nonviolent social change since the mid 1970s. This article includes her past radical activities. Said to be the organizing force behind Occupy Wall Street. [organizingforpower.wordpress.com]
Learn about the arrestables. 4 minute video. [biggovernment.com]
Veteran of Seattle WTO riots, Cindy Sheehan, Gulf War protests, [old.nationalreview.com]
Alliance of Community Trainers.
Meet OWS Crisis Creator Kisa Fithian [If Bush had done that] 10/18/11
http://ifbushhaddonethat.net/meet-ows-%E2%80%98crisis-creator%E2%80%99-lisa-fithian-the-radical-extremist-helping-to-occupyamerica/
Reports from Canada about Lisa Fithian [CanadaFreePress]
Kisa Fithian, Israel Hater. [anti-semitism.net] Click Here and then Click Here
I wonder who is paying her bills so that she can trot around the USA and the globe being a professional Left wing organizer?
Education: Amazing Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Who is
Who is
. . . Roger Ailes
. . . Lisa Fithian
. . . Muslim Brotherhood
. . . Rick Perry
. . . George Soros
Search on any of these names at TheRightJack and learn more about them. Return here from time to time and see who is and who is not.
. . . Roger Ailes
. . . Lisa Fithian
. . . Muslim Brotherhood
. . . Rick Perry
. . . George Soros
Search on any of these names at TheRightJack and learn more about them. Return here from time to time and see who is and who is not.
Who is Roger Ailes
Roger Ailes
• Born in Warren, Ohio May 15, 1940
• Was graduated from Ohio University in 1962
• Met Richard Nixon in 1967
• Coached Ronald Reagan to victory in 1984
• Joined up with Rush Limbaugh in 1991
• Rupert Murdock hired Ailes to establish Fox News Channel in 1996
Who is Roger Ailes and why should we care?
More on who is Roger Ailes [NewsmaxMagazine] 10/17/11
Roger Ailes biography
FAX THIS TO PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
Dear President Obama:
With more than 22 million Americans unable to find a full-time job, it's time for you to consider reducing the number of immigrants America admits to take U.S. jobs.
Each year, the United States admits 1.5 million new foreign workers to compete against U.S. workers for an ever decreasing number of jobs. How is this just or fair to the tens of millions of Americans who cannot find sufficient employment? Are these 1.5 million foreign workers more deserving of U.S. jobs than jobless Americans? We both know they are not.
I hope you will act with compassion and act to reduce the number of foreign workers the United States admits. Millions are depending on you to do the right thing. Please don't let us down.
Sincerely,
[YOUR NAME HERE]
With more than 22 million Americans unable to find a full-time job, it's time for you to consider reducing the number of immigrants America admits to take U.S. jobs.
Each year, the United States admits 1.5 million new foreign workers to compete against U.S. workers for an ever decreasing number of jobs. How is this just or fair to the tens of millions of Americans who cannot find sufficient employment? Are these 1.5 million foreign workers more deserving of U.S. jobs than jobless Americans? We both know they are not.
I hope you will act with compassion and act to reduce the number of foreign workers the United States admits. Millions are depending on you to do the right thing. Please don't let us down.
Sincerely,
[YOUR NAME HERE]
Humor: Vern's Funeral
Vern worked hard at the mill, but spent two nights each week bowling, and played golf every Saturday. His wife thought he was pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she took him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled, and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Vern. 'He's in my bowling league.'
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse, whacks Vern and storms out of the club.
Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time--and she's old!'
VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY AT THE RIVERFRONT FUNERAL HOME ...
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Gangs
Gangs. Up 40% since 2009. The number of gangs have increased to 1.4 million members in 330,000 gangs.
Another story about gangs.
Comforting news? Do gangs feel safe under this Obama administration? More desperate people given license to commit mayhem by lax DOJ policies? Should we take references to “gangs” out of the DOJ training too.
National Gang Center. Characteristics: Male. Younger rather than older. 49% Latino. 35% African American. 9% white. 7% other.
Race and ethnicity of gangs is Hispanic and African-American, 1996.
Humor or Wit: Word Play
Lexiphiles
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
The guy that fell into the glass making machine made a spectacle of himself.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
More Word Play
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
The guy that fell into the glass making machine made a spectacle of himself.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
More Word Play
Friday, October 21, 2011
Listening
Apple does it again
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The i-Tit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The i-Tit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Saturday, October 15, 2011
Hitler disses Obama, DOJ Fast and Furious gun runners
Hitler disses Obama and the DOJ Fast and Furious gun runners.
3:50 you tube video
But as the young idealists who Occupy Wall Street have been found to say: "Who is Hitler?"
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Problems with the Tea Party
Problems the Far Left and their Big Time Dying Media have with the Tea Party
They …
are well informed on the issues
play by the rules
work hard and pay their bills
pay taxes
do not like high taxes
do not like tax cheats
do not like Big Government
do not like socialism
do not like unemployment created by Big Gov
do not like where Democrat establishment is taking the nation
do not seek power ala Saul Alinksi and Obama
do not like welfare and medicare fraud
do not like paying people to not work
do not like paying people to not farm
do not like big bonuses for bailout executives
have families to care for
believe in the education of their children
pay for their children to go to college
do not have time to take off work to march
do not protest
attend church
give to charities
meet, talk and sing patriotic songs
clean up their messes
like the USA
wave the flag
like the US military
do not feel threatened by religion
do not feel threatened by the Bible
do not feel threatened by prayers
do not feel threatened by patriotism
do not feel threatened by the US flag
do not feel threatened by US flag t-shirts
do not feel threatened by the US National Anthem
do not feel threatened by fly overs by US Air Force
do not seek to over-throw the USA
do not want to destroy the USA
vote with natural enthusiasm, without bribes and other incentives, and
are mostly Republicans and Independents of all stripes with a smattering of disgruntled and dissatisfied Democrats
Tax hikes you can believe in
Cain 9-9-9 plan. Critics like Bachmann see it as another tax stream for Congress that will never go away and likely to go up and up. Hard to disagree with that reasoning. 10/12/11
A solution: No more tax increases until the “specific tax bill” is put to a vote in a general election every two or four years. Of course, Congress has to agree to abide by this without conditions.
$$$ mo taxes $$$
Santorum Zero – Zero – Zero tax plan. Rick Santorum wants to to create jobs. [1] No tax on companies with financial holding outside the USA, if they bring their money back into the USA for use on infrastructure and job creation. 21% of the US population was involved in manufacturing. Today it is 9%. [2] Repeal job killing regulations. [3] Reduce to zero the corporate taxes. [WashingtonTimes.com] 10/7/11
$$$ mo taxes $$$
European tax fat people and fat foods. How long before this is done to US Taxpayers. After all, Big Gov needs more and more of your money. Actually, their view is that it is their money, not your money.
What about a tax on people who do dumb things? For example:
• Buy a home they absolutely cannot afford!
• Build a home under sea level!
• Have more kids than they can afford to support!
• Bring uncivilized and disruptive children to public places, not to mention sending them to school!
• Drive cars without insurance!
• Drive an unsafe car that puts other drivers at risk!
• Drop out of school!
• Did not learn to read!
• Use drugs, as a personal choice, but controlled on the supplier side by criminal violence and death.
• Get sent to jail!
• Get fired for the 3rd time!
• Hire undocumented aliens!
• Fail to vette undocumented aliens who run for political office!
• How about a flat death tax on top of inheritance taxes on top of the taxes already paid!
• How about a tax politicians and their aides who create dumb taxes like those on farm dust!
$$$ mo taxes $$$
I know. Let's institute an auto mileage tax. Big Gov needs to do something to make up for increased fuel efficiency and reduced gasoline usage.
$$$ mo taxes $$$
Hey, Let's put a tax on farm use and make all farmers keep a travel log just like across the road truckers are required to keep.
$$$ mo taxes $$$
Largest tax hikes
FOLLOW UP ON THE GROSS/NET PAYCHECK ARTICLE
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 8:56 AM
In just six months, the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011:
First Wave:
Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief
In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011:
Personal income tax rates will rise.
The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates. The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:
- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%
Higher taxes on marriage and family.
The “marriage penalty” (narrower tax brackets for married couples) will return from the first dollar of income. The child tax credit will be cut in half from $1000 to $500 per child. The standard deduction will no longer be doubled for married couples relative to the single level. The dependent care and adoption tax credits will be cut.
The return of the Death Tax.
This year, there is no death tax. For those dying on or after January 1 2011, there is a 55 percent
top death tax rate on estates over $1 million. A person leaving behind two homes and a retirement
account could easily pass along a death tax bill to their loved ones.
Higher tax rates on savers and investors.
The capital gains tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 20 percent in 2011. The dividends tax will rise from 15 percent this year to 39.6 percent in 2011. These rates will rise another 3.8 percent in 2013.
Second Wave:
Obamacare
There are over 20 new or higher taxes in Obamacare. Several will first go into effect on January 1, 2011. They include:
The “Medicine Cabinet Tax”
Thanks to Obamacare, Americans will no longer be able to use health savings account (HSA), flexible spending account (FSA), or health reimbursement (HRA) pre-tax dollars to purchase non-prescription, over-the-counter medicines (except insulin).
The “Special Needs Kids Tax”
This provision of Obamacare imposes a cap on flexible spending accounts (FSAs) of $2500 (Currently, there is no federal government limit). There is one group of FSA owners for whom this new cap will be particularly cruel and onerous: parents of special needs children. There are thousands of families with special needs children in the United States, and many of them use FSAs to pay for special needs education.
Tuition rates at one leading school that teaches special needs children in Washington, D.C. (National Child Research Center) can easily exceed $14,000 per year. Under tax rules, FSA dollars can not be used to pay for this type of special needs education.
The HSA Withdrawal Tax Hike.
This provision of Obamacare increases the additional tax on non-medical early withdrawals from an HSA from 10 to 20 percent, disadvantaging them relative to IRAs and other tax-advantaged accounts, which remain at 10 percent.
Third Wave:
The Alternative Minimum Tax and Employer Tax Hikes
When Americans prepare to file their tax returns in January of 2011, they’ll be in for a nasty surprise— the AMT won’t be held harmless, and many tax relief provisions will have expired. The major items include:
The AMT will ensnare over 28 million families, up from 4 million last year. According to the left-leaning Tax Policy Center, Congress’ failure to index the AMT will lead to an explosion of AMT taxpaying families—rising from 4 million last year to 28.5 million. These families will have to calculate their tax burdens twice, and pay taxes at the higher level. The AMT was created in 1969 to ensnare a handful of taxpayers.
Small business expensing will be slashed and 50% expensing will disappear.
Small businesses can normally expense (rather than slowly-deduct or “depreciate”) equipment purchases up to $250,000. This will be cut all the way down to $25,000. Larger businesses can expense half of their purchases of equipment. In January of 2011, all of it will have to be “depreciated.”
Taxes will be raised on all types of businesses.
There are literally scores of tax hikes on business that will take place. The biggest is the loss of the “research and experimentation tax credit,” but there are many, many others. Combining high marginal tax rates with the loss of this tax relief will cost jobs.
Tax Benefits for Education and Teaching Reduced.
The deduction for tuition and fees will not be available. Tax credits for education will be limited. Teachers will no longer be able to deduct classroom expenses. Covered Education Savings Accounts will be cut. Employer-provided educational assistance is curtailed. The student loan interest deduction will be disallowed for hundreds of thousands of families.
Charitable Contributions from IRAs no longer allowed.
Under current law, a retired person with an IRA can contribute up to $100,000 per year directly to a charity from their IRA. This contribution also counts toward an annual “required minimum distribution.” This ability will no longer be there.
PDF Version Read more:
http://www.atr.org/six-months-untilbr-largest-tax-hikes-a5171#%23ixzz0sY8waPq1
Now your insurance is INCOME on your W2's ...
One of the surprises we'll find come next year, is what follows - - a little "surprise" that 99% of us had no idea was included in the "new and improved" healthcare legislation . . . the dupes, er, dopes, who backed this administration will be astonished!
Starting in 2011, (next year folks), your W-2 tax form sent by your employer will be increased to show the value of whatever health insurance you are given by the company. It does not matter if that's a private concern or governmental body of some sort.
If you're retired? So what; your gross will go up by the amount of insurance you get.
You will be required to pay taxes on a large sum of money that you have never seen. Take your tax form you just finished and see what $15,000 or $20,000 additional gross does to your tax debt. That's what you'll pay next year. For many, it also puts you into a new higher bracket so it's even worse.
This is how the government is going to buy insurance for the15% that don't have insurance and it's only part of the tax increases.
Do you NOT believe this?? Here is a research of the summaries ...
On page 25 of 29: TITLE IX REVENUE PROVISIONS- SUBTITLE A: REVENUE OFFSET PROVISIONS-(sec. 9001, as modified by sec. 10901) Sec.9002 "requires employers to include in the W-2 form of each employee the aggregate cost of applicable employer sponsored group health coverage that is excludable from the employees gross income."
Joan Pryde is the senior tax editor for the Kiplinger letters. Go to Kiplingers and read about 13 tax changes that could affect you. Number 3 is what is above.
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you forward this to every single person in your address book.
Note from the right jack: Do you need a reminder that US Democrat Big Sugar Daddy Government is broke. Busted. Now they are printing money just like Mexico did a decade ago. The result of that is that the peso went from 3 pesos to one dollar to 13 pesos to 1 dollar. That is where our money is headed. We are on the downslope toward European Socialism. Even the Europeans know that that this kind of massive spending and taxing cannot be sustained.
Vote for Democrats and you will help spread the wealth and spread the misery.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Humor: President's Day
President's Day
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, but she replied,
"President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, but she replied,
"President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
Partisanship and media spin
No question about it, Republicans are to blame.
When Republicans are in power, Republicans are weak and worthy of every negative insult that can be hurled in their direction by those from the other party and their subservient media. Democrats are usually considered high-minded, nearly perfect and without blame.
When Democrats are in power, and Democrats show, shall we call it, weaknesses, both Democrats and Republicans are regarded as weak and worthy of all of the negative media attention that can be hurled in their collective direction. Both parties are far from perfect and deserving of blame. Collective political blame is the key concept.
Republicans are weak or both parties are weak. Democrats alone seldom if ever demonstrate weaknesses. It is the media’s “spread the blame” motives that takes faultering Democrats off the hook with the unquestioning masses.
Similarly, all Republican are considered dumb or stupid by the media, GOP presidents in particular. All Republicans are said to have no concern for the environment, teachers, the people, seniors, the poor, minorities, the children, women and mothers. Terms like racist, sexist, bigot and homophobe are applied only to Republicans.
Partisan spin has been a necessary way of life for the media in dictatorial regimes, since there were dictators. Non-conformists disappear. In the USA, they are lucky. They only become social outcasts. =TheRight Jack on 10/8/11
When Republicans are in power, Republicans are weak and worthy of every negative insult that can be hurled in their direction by those from the other party and their subservient media. Democrats are usually considered high-minded, nearly perfect and without blame.
When Democrats are in power, and Democrats show, shall we call it, weaknesses, both Democrats and Republicans are regarded as weak and worthy of all of the negative media attention that can be hurled in their collective direction. Both parties are far from perfect and deserving of blame. Collective political blame is the key concept.
Republicans are weak or both parties are weak. Democrats alone seldom if ever demonstrate weaknesses. It is the media’s “spread the blame” motives that takes faultering Democrats off the hook with the unquestioning masses.
Similarly, all Republican are considered dumb or stupid by the media, GOP presidents in particular. All Republicans are said to have no concern for the environment, teachers, the people, seniors, the poor, minorities, the children, women and mothers. Terms like racist, sexist, bigot and homophobe are applied only to Republicans.
Partisan spin has been a necessary way of life for the media in dictatorial regimes, since there were dictators. Non-conformists disappear. In the USA, they are lucky. They only become social outcasts. =TheRight Jack on 10/8/11
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Humor: Lil Johnny Meets Barack
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone herevwho can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone herevwho can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."
Monday, October 3, 2011
Really? September 16-30, 2011
Really?
Yahoo question for Obama today: When are you going to drop your socialist agenda for America and accept the fact the government does not create job while the business of capitalism does?
Church Sign: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Obama pushing for $9.2 B-b-b more in green energy spending. More US Taxpayer venture capital payoffs directed to his campaign backers.
Let me see if I have this right. If Big Dem Gov takes ALL of the profits from ALL of our US citizens making nice wages, our poor will be much better off. I believe that I am correct in writing that Big Gov can take ALL profits from ALL US wage earners and it will not satisfy our massive national debt. Do you suppose that is why Big Dem Gov wants to seize ALL of our retirement accounts too.
Negatory good buddy. Americans' faith in government is at or near historical lows in several Gallup trends. More than 8 in 10 are dissatisfied with the way the nation is being governed, 53% have little or no trust in political officeholders, and 57% lack trust in government to solve domestic problems. [Gallup] Click here to view the entire story.
"Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice?" - - - Barack Obama, in backing off his policy to require our US Military personnel to carry health insurance to cover their own war injuries.
Linked IN and Facebook are big Obama supporters and boosters.
Replay: Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional; illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the "clean" end.
Looks like Obama continues to make up stuff to fit his socialist agenda.
When Democrats confiscate all of the income from those who are working and give it to those who are not working or elect to not work, where will that same money come from the next year when those who are working now stop working. =TheRightJack
Yahoo question for Obama today: When are you going to drop your socialist agenda for America and accept the fact the government does not create job while the business of capitalism does?
Church Sign: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Obama pushing for $9.2 B-b-b more in green energy spending. More US Taxpayer venture capital payoffs directed to his campaign backers.
Let me see if I have this right. If Big Dem Gov takes ALL of the profits from ALL of our US citizens making nice wages, our poor will be much better off. I believe that I am correct in writing that Big Gov can take ALL profits from ALL US wage earners and it will not satisfy our massive national debt. Do you suppose that is why Big Dem Gov wants to seize ALL of our retirement accounts too.
Negatory good buddy. Americans' faith in government is at or near historical lows in several Gallup trends. More than 8 in 10 are dissatisfied with the way the nation is being governed, 53% have little or no trust in political officeholders, and 57% lack trust in government to solve domestic problems. [Gallup] Click here to view the entire story.
"Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice?" - - - Barack Obama, in backing off his policy to require our US Military personnel to carry health insurance to cover their own war injuries.
Linked IN and Facebook are big Obama supporters and boosters.
Replay: Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional; illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the "clean" end.
Looks like Obama continues to make up stuff to fit his socialist agenda.
When Democrats confiscate all of the income from those who are working and give it to those who are not working or elect to not work, where will that same money come from the next year when those who are working now stop working. =TheRightJack
Great leaders say
This email to the right jack was accompanied by a series of cartoon type posters explaining the Obama version of the truth. Unfortunately none of the Obama material will upload. Odd. Has someone in China or Russia "fixed" the internet. But I did find them on the web. Click on the link below.
These photos are from billboards on I-5 [Northbound] near Chehalis, WA about 88 miles south of Seattle.
http://www.project.nsearch.com/forum/topics/billboards-northbound-on-i5?page=1&commentId=4878805%3AComment%3A45481&x=1#4878805Comment45481
Note; The photo link above is no long active. So, just search - Chehalis WA - and you will find a number of billboards photos among the results.
How's this for intelligence?
The federal government is now petitioning to have these signs removed or Washington state will be denied additional monies for interstate highways? Washington replied they will secede from the Union rather than be intimidated. ...
Great Orators
"One man with courage makes a majority." - - - Andrew Jackson
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - - - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here." - - - Harry S. Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - - - John F. Kennedy
And, from today's genius ...
"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - - - Bill Clinton
"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - - - Jesse Jackson
"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - - - John Edwards
"I invented the Internet." - - - Al Gore
"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden
"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - - - Barack Obama, 2008
"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - - - Nancy Pelosi, 2006
"Paying taxes is voluntary." - - - Sent. Harry Reid
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - - - Hillary Clinton, 1998
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron" of the Democrat Party:
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - - - Nancy Pelosi, March 2010
HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?
''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''- - - John Wayne
Go green - recycle Congress in 2010
Originally posted 10/3/10
Saturday, October 1, 2011
A Recovery Issue by TheRightJack
Unintended consequences … A Recovery Issue.
Economic recovery is good, right. If and when the economy begins to recover, what could possibly go wrong with that. Consider this. How many companies have gone out of business or just cut back since our economic misseries started. Countless, no doubt. That is why there is growing unemployment.
What does a recovery mean for the housing market? Look at it this way.
When people start spending the money they have been saving AND have confidence that Big Gov is not going to throw any “spur of the moment” tax and regulation surprises on consumers and producers, then what?
People want to spend. See. Like. Buy. That is how we do it.
Yet, how many businesses that support the housing market will have been shut down, some for a number of years. IF they reopen, how long will it take for “hopeful” businesses to ramp up, hire and train workers, find and satisfy customers, and then meet a overflowing demand for housing products in an effective and efficient manner. It will not be over night, that is for sure.
Re-starting may take a year or more for those who can and will take on the risk. In the short term, there will be shortages leading to high prices. So even in recovery, there will be issues related to five or six years of depressing economic markets. The economy is not likely to turn around quickly, even when the business climate is favorable.
As solution; buy now.
Economic recovery is good, right. If and when the economy begins to recover, what could possibly go wrong with that. Consider this. How many companies have gone out of business or just cut back since our economic misseries started. Countless, no doubt. That is why there is growing unemployment.
What does a recovery mean for the housing market? Look at it this way.
When people start spending the money they have been saving AND have confidence that Big Gov is not going to throw any “spur of the moment” tax and regulation surprises on consumers and producers, then what?
People want to spend. See. Like. Buy. That is how we do it.
Yet, how many businesses that support the housing market will have been shut down, some for a number of years. IF they reopen, how long will it take for “hopeful” businesses to ramp up, hire and train workers, find and satisfy customers, and then meet a overflowing demand for housing products in an effective and efficient manner. It will not be over night, that is for sure.
Re-starting may take a year or more for those who can and will take on the risk. In the short term, there will be shortages leading to high prices. So even in recovery, there will be issues related to five or six years of depressing economic markets. The economy is not likely to turn around quickly, even when the business climate is favorable.
As solution; buy now.
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