From the mouths of babes

And they are clean

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's hand, he said, 


"I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller too."

* * * * *

As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 


"My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them."

* * * * *

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. "In ten years," I said, "you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now." Carolyn shrugged. 


"In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."

* * * * * *

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. "No, no, no!" she screamed. "Lizzie," scolded her mother, "that's not polite behavior." With that, the girl yelled even louder, ... 


"No, thank you! No, thank you!"

******

On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust,


"You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

* * * * *

Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. "I'm going to be away for a long time," I told him.  "I'm going to Iraq ..." "Why?" he asked. 


"Don't you know there's a war going on over there?"

* * * * *

Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, That's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. "Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton." An eight-year-old girl perked up. 


"How long was he missing?"

* * * * *

..... and my personal favorite is...........

God's Problem Now: His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,

"Well, she's there."

Gun Control

AN OLD BUT VERY IMPRESSIVE TALE OF CAUTION

A remarkable "story" of how a small .22 hand gun helped one guy walk away from a bear attack ...

Firepower A .22 short should do it. ... Think not? Read on ...

On a Gun Shop Forum, the question came up:

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? 

The best answer: My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in .22 short. Over all of the years I've been hiking I never leave without it in my pocket.

Of course, we all know too the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the "Buddy System." For those of you who may be unfamiliar with this it means you NEVER hike alone. You bring a friend or companion, even an in-law. That way, if something happens, there is someone to go get help.

I remember one time hiking with my brother-in-law in northern Alberta. Out of nowhere came this huge brown bear and man, was she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Jetfire I'd sure not be here today. Just one shot to my brother-in-law's knee cap and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace.

Humor: Job Hunting

My Rezumay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me. Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited. My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins

PS: I half includeded a pickture of me B low.



















Dear Peggy May,

Start on Monday. We have spell check.

Regards, Bob

Humor: My annual physical

During my annual physical exam, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied. "I'm just a real crappie golfer."

Puns 2

Puns for the literate

I understand somebody submitted these ten puns in an international competition figuring one was sure to win ... 

unfortunately no pun in ten did.

1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied ...

"When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

2. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, and so ...

we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

3. A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down ...

You'll just have to be a little patient."

4. A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with ...

transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

5. Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the expression ...

"He who has a Tate's is lost!"

6. A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying...

"We have absolutely nothing to go on."

7. An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said ...

"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

8. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying ... 

"I must have taken Leif off my census."

9. There were three Indian women. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ...

the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

10. A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said ...
"Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

Puns 1

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road ... and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends,with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Political correctness and anti-Christian bigotry

Mathew Staver
Founder and Chairman
Liberty Counsel

10/28/2011

"Political correctness" and overt anti-Christian bigotry
have been relentlessly pounding our culture for several
decades and these attacks have taken a terrible toll.
Today, there is an increasing need for the kind of
assistance Liberty Counsel was founded to provide just
to keep our culture from being pushed over the edge!

Our litigation team is working hard to keep on top of
attempts to turn America into a European-style, godless,
socialist state and our caseload is growing as never
before. When you add our lawsuit against ObamaCare to
the mix, at times the challenges can seem overwhelming!
Please take a moment to read my important message below - Mat.

After getting the news yesterday that our lawsuit against ObamaCare is being reviewed by the Supreme Court, I instinctively took a moment to reassess Liberty Counsel's current and pending caseload.

I concluded that although Liberty Counsel has been
blessed with amazing opportunities to change our
culture (our fight against ObamaCare alone is one of
the greatest battles for liberty in our nation's history),
these opportunities come with significant challenges.

And beyond the demands of our major cases, every day we are approached with requests for legal help from citizens across the country who are facing serious infringements of their constitutional rights, encountering overt religious bigotry, or suffering assaults on their personal liberty by radical liberal groups.

We represent upstanding American citizens like Jerry
Buell, our client in Central Florida, who we helped
get reinstated in his teaching duties after his rights
were infringed upon by an overzealous and misinformed
school administration. His "offense"? Jerry expressed
pro-family sentiments on his own Facebook page, on his
own computer, on his own time!

Another of our clients, Dakota Ary, a high school freshman
in Fort Worth, Texas, was suspended from school for merely
stating his Christian view on homosexuality to a classmate.
Liberty Counsel defended Dakota against a misguided teacher's
accusations and an uninformed administration's abuse of his
rights. Dakota was fully exonerated and the teacher was
placed on administrative leave!

These cases are representative of today's intensifying assaults on First Amendment rights by leftist bullies who use intimidation to silence those who speak from a different viewpoint than their own.

Anti-Christian violence is a sign of our nation's moral crisis.

Pro-homosexual vandals recently attacked an Illinois Christian academy at which the pro-family group Americans for Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) was preparing to hold a banquet to honor an evangelical Christian leader.

Following the news of the Illinois attack, Matt Barber, Vice President of our affiliate group, Liberty Counsel Action, strongly denounced this criminal act. I reiterate a comment Matt made in a subsequent statement to the media:

"Your terrorist tactics have failed, and you will not
succeed in silencing God's truth."

We will not be silenced!

In Liberty Counsel's more than twenty years' of ministry, we have never seen the ACLU and other special interest groups so active and so maniacally intent on forcing their will on our society!

This assault on freedom is taking place at the same time that our economy is suffering from ill-considered, leftist fiscal policies that have left most Americans in worse financial shape than at any time since the Great Depression. Of course, a sinking economy has an adverse effect on charitable giving and most American non-profit organizations have seen declining support in recent months.

Because of the nation's financial downturn, Liberty
Counsel has experienced a challenging period - but our
strain is mostly caused from being engaged in more
crucially important battles than ever before!

Nonetheless, we need consistent financial help to
confront the numerous challenges we are facing right
now and those on the near horizon.

I know that you do not want radical leftists reshaping the moral, religious, and political landscape of our nation. I also know that these economic times present a multitude of challenges to most Americans.

But could you prayerfully consider a generous gift right now to help Liberty Counsel continue to defend and restore our precious liberties? No gift is too large or too small. I simply ask that you support Liberty Counsel's vital work in the way the Lord leads:

Liberty Counsel aggressively confronts radical activists!

Leftist and anti-religious, anti-family, anti-life organizations like the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network), and many other such groups have been greatly encouraged by a sympathetic president, his ultraliberal administration, and a devious Senate Majority Leader.

Consider these events on the national scene...

*President Obama is touring the nation telling his
audiences that he will bypass Congress to enact as
many of his agenda items as possible through executive
orders, through his "czars," and through mandates issued
by federal agencies - all strategies designed to get
around the checks and balances established by the
Constitution.

* The FCC is seizing control of the Internet in the
name of "net neutrality," thus taking over one of
the few remaining portals of free speech.

* While President Barack Obama and Attorney General
Eric Holder act as "supreme judges" in deciding not
to defend the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) they deem
to be "unconstitutional," they have committed unlimited
amounts of taxpayer money to defend the blatantly
unconstitutional ObamaCare healthcare "reform' law.

* Our military is now being forced to accept a
homosexual-driven "cultural overhaul." Same sex
"marriages" are now permitted on military installations,
thus breaking the well-established DOMA federal law.

* This week approximately six thousand babies will lose
their lives at Planned Parenthood (PPH) facilities
because the United States Senate, under Majority
Leader Harry Reid, refused to defund them, even while
facing a desperate need to reduce government spending.

We don't have to accept moral and economic collapse!

This is my challenge to you: If you are also outraged over attempts to make America a socialist nation ... if you are alarmed by our deepening economic crisis ... and if you are concerned about this nation's ever-increasing immorality and rapidly declining respect for human life ...

... then please remember that Liberty Counsel is standing
at the epicenter of the battle for the soul of America!
We are actively engaged on many fronts in our aggressive
defense of liberty, life, and family.

The reality is that we are facing powerful and dangerous adversaries on the battlefield for liberty. And because our opponents are so well funded - and in a growing number of cases supported by federal tax dollars - it is necessary that I ask for your help to continue fielding the best possible defense (and offense!) to counter these attacks.

We depend on friends who give $20, $30, $50, $100 - whatever the Lord leads - so we can stay involved in these crucial battles.

Would you consider making a special gift to Liberty Counsel to meet these pressing needs? Please go here:

With God's blessing and favor, Liberty Counsel long ago emerged as one of the leading voices for faith and freedom in America.

Every day we are turning back attacks from the ACLU, fighting ultraliberal initiatives from the Obama Administration in court, and rallying hundreds of thousands of citizens to take action in defense of our shared values.

But we simply cannot fight these battles without the
faithful and generous support of friends like you. That's
why your continuing support is so crucial.

Please go here to send a special gift, even if you have done so before - perhaps even many times before:

http://www.libertyaction.org/r.asp?U=54067&CID=310&RID=32581433

May God bless you! Thank you for being an integral part of our Liberty Counsel team and co-laborer in Liberty Counsel's God-given mission.

Mathew Staver, Founder and Chairman
Liberty Counsel

P.S. Your prayers and sacrificial giving literally make it possible for us to continue fighting moral decay, the rise of Big Government, constant attacks from the ACLU and other radical groups, and the moral destruction wrought by pro-homosexual activists. Please, consider making a special gift to Liberty Counsel today:

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Stop ObamaCare by Blocking Insurance Exchanges

PELOSI'S BIG MISTAKE

OPENS FRONT TO HALT OBAMACARE

STATES CAN BLOCK INSURANCE EXCHANGES

URGENT: With ObamaCare under deliberation in a split and politicized Supreme Court; Kagan NOT recused; and 2 years of contention and economic disaster since the bill was rammed through Congress – time to reverse course is short!

HERE'S SOMETHING WE THE PEOPLE CAN DO!

Thanks to the Democrats' sloppy legislation writing, States can block ObamaCare just by refusing to implement Health Insurance Exchanges!

And as a recent Congressional hearing and new CBO scoring have just revealed, cost estimates for ObamaCare have DOUBLED heading to $2 TRILLION, and Obama's latest budget estimates for subsidizing these State pay-offs, oops, exchanges, is already up $111 billion from last year's budget – and they don't even kick in until 2014! STOP THEM NOW!

STOP OBAMACARE IN ITS TRACKS – FAX THE STATES TODAY!

It's true, Sections 1311 and 1322 of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act authorizes Federal subsidies to State run insurance exchanges. But due to a "massive legislative defect" created by sloppy Democrat bill writers working in haste to force this odious legislation upon America, there is NO provision for the Federal government to make essential subsidy payments to Federally established exchanges. In the absence of a State insurance exchange and with NO CONGRESSIONAL AUTHORIZATION to fund Federal exchanges, any State that REFUSES to form an exchange will effectually ensure that within its State boundaries, ObamaCare cannot be implemented!

Here's why: ObamaCare offers "premium assistance" – tax credits and Federal taxpayer dollar subsidies – to households purchasing coverage through new State health insurance exchanges. Democrats knew this assistance was essential to hide much of the law's cost and reduce the vast premium hikes Americans will face after ObamaCare goes into effect in 2014. If consumers had to directly absorb the full cost of nationalizing one sixth of our economy, the already strong support for repeal would skyrocket!

So ObamaCare authorizes premium assistance in State-run exchanges (Section 1311) but in a glaring failure, not Federal ones (Section 1321). In other words, a State refusal to create an exchange will act as a clear mechanism to block much of ObamaCare's spending and paralyze implementation of the law.

The States can stop ObamaCare in its tracks just by refusing to establish insurance exchanges!

NO STATE HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGES = NO OBAMACARE
FAX THE STATES NOW!

The need to TAKE ACTION is URGENT – ObamaCare could well be wrongly decided by the Supreme Court in favor of Obama – and Obama has already attacked the Court's authority in case it decides against him! This fight MUST BE DECIDED BY WE THE PEOPLE!

And just recently three more gigantic ObamaCare lies were exposed, showing the destructive power of this unconstitutional "law":

Lie #1: "Now, add it all up, and the plan I'm proposing will cost around $900 billion over 10 years." – Barack Obama, September 2009 address to joint session of Congress

The Congressional Budget Office's updated report, and the estimated cost of ObamaCare over a decade is now scored at a crippling $1.76 trillion, or nearly twice what Democrats told us in 2009. Worse, this estimate won't "true up" until next year's 10-year cost estimate, which will certainly exceed $2 trillion.

Lie #2: "If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan." – Barack Obama, August 2009 address and repeated countless times thereafter

According to The Hill, "Four million Americans can expect to lose their employer-provided healthcare by 2016, according to the revised figures, far more than the 1 million people estimated last year." That is 4 million more people and rising than Obama promised in his 2009 speech. By 2022, the CBO says that number could reach 20 million Americans.

The new CBO update and the findings of recent Congressional hearings confirm a sharp, uninterrupted trend-line of ObamaCare becoming increasingly expensive and decreasingly effective with each new scoring update.

ObamaCare means socialized, government-run, rationed healthcare that will bankrupt America!

The States MUST resist!

NO STATE HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGES = NO OBAMACARE
FAX THE STATES NOW!

Lie #3: "Under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to fund abortions, and federal conscience laws will remain in place." – Barack Obama, September 2009 address to joint session of Congress

The Department of Health and Human Services finalized its rule that establishes state healthcare exchanges. In direct violation of the promise of Obama's vaunted Executive Order 13535, those plans will collect from every premium payer every month a mandated $1 surcharge to fund abortions. Obama's HHS will use accounting gimmicks to circumvent the Hyde Amendment, which prohibits direct taxpayer funding of abortion.

Former Democrat Rep. Bart Stupak of Michigan made a deal with Obama over this issue in 2010, refusing to vote for ObamaCare until Obama included a "ban" on funding abortion, but Obama lied.

So now, TAXPAYERS are going to be FORCED by the millions into ObamaCare against their will, and FORCED to pay for abortion against their will.

Unless…

STOP OBAMACARE IN ITS TRACKS – FAX THE STATES TODAY!

Remember what Nancy Pelosi said about having to "pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it"? It turns out that was probably the truest thing said about this monstrosity!

I'll be honest with you, after two long years of fighting against this monstrosity, I never dreamed we would find a weapon this potentially lethal to defeat ObamaCare. Frankly, I am a bit chagrined that it took this long to find such a major, damaging loophole in implementation. But weeding through 2,000 plus pages of sloppy language, manipulations and downright creepy coercions – all designed to force our compliance while obfuscating the horrible truths about socialized medicine – is one heck of an onerous task.

Fortunately, the work was apparently just as daunting to the Obama-cons and Pelosi-bots who, in their quest to shove ObamaCare down our throats, forgot to check their own work for errors and omissions. And oh my, what a major omission they made!

Again, if the States REFUSE to create Insurance Exchanges, the Administration has NO WAY to fund the implementation of ObamaCare.

This is a major strategy YOU NEED TO GET YOUR STATE TO PURSUE! Now we know how to stop ObamaCare, no matter how corrupt, spineless and craven a Republican-majority Congress may continue to be. Our task now is to fax our State officials, enlighten them to Pelosi's massive mistake and demand that our States flatly REFUSE to establish health insurance exchanges. IT REALLY IS THIS SIMPLE.

THE CONGRESSIONAL FUNDING AUTHORIZATION IS NOT IN THE LAW. IF THE STATES WILL HOLD FIRM, OBAMACARE CAN BE KILLED! FAX YOUR STATE NOW! MAKE SURE YOUR STATE REFUSES OR REVOKES ANY HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGE!

NO STATE HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGES = NO OBAMACARE
FAX THE STATES NOW!

The problem is, many States think they are going to get a pot of federal gold to fund these "State exchanges" and help take enrollees off their Medicare rosters. Guess what? Just the opposite! Cost estimates are skyrocketing, there's NO MONEY (just deficit spending): they are (surprise, surprise) already running BILLIONS and BILLIONS over budget in Obama Funny Money!

In a recent budget hearing, the Republican chairman of the U.S. House tax-writing committee questioned why Obama administration spending estimates for State insurance subsidies for the exchanges were up by $111 billion from a year ago.

Obama's fiscal 2013 budget request, released Feb. 13, projected that subsidies for low-income and working-class people to buy individual policies through the State exchanges would total $478 billion through 2021. But the administration pegged the cost at $367 billion over the same period in its fiscal 2012 budget proposal.

Kathleen Sebelius of HHS could not explain the huge increase, saying the estimate appears in the Treasury Department's budget. According to Congressional experts, the increase "cannot be explained by legislative changes or new economic assumptions, and therefore must reflect substantial changes in underlying assumptions" about the way the subsidies would work. Or is that NOT work?

STOP OBAMACARE IN ITS TRACKS – FAX THE STATES TODAY!

Ranking members on both sides of the aisle queried whether the Obama administration believes insurance premiums would be more expensive than Treasury's earlier predictions, or if more workers would lose coverage through their employers than expected.

Medicaid systems, meanwhile, are in disarray. The exchange subsidies and Medicaid are related because people who seek insurance through the exchanges will be automatically enrolled in Medicaid if they earn poverty-level wages or are unemployed. Welcome to the ObamaCare fast track to universal coverage / single payer / 100% government run socialist healthcare!

Changes Congress has made to the healthcare law since it was enacted in 2010 were supposed to militate against this pressure, and contain Medicaid enrollment and costs. But Kentucky, New Hampshire, Kansas and Louisiana have moved aggressively toward mandatory managed care during the past six months in order to address rapidly expanding state Medicaid budget burdens. Other states, including Florida and Georgia, are poised to move quickly down the same path. These dramatic policy shifts in the name of "integration" and cost savings are already causing major controversy and public outcry, provider and service disruptions, and reductions in quality of care.

THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE! YOU NEED TO TELL THE STATES – STOP OBAMACARE COLD!

NO STATE HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGES = NO OBAMACARE
FAX THE STATES NOW!

Thank you. I know I can count on you to defend LIFE AND LIBERTY!

Sincerely to Save America,

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Media and Sanford, Florida for example

Media taking sides ... Ready! Fire! Aim!


There is blood on the hands of the media!

Does this situation not make you want to go right out and volunteer to be a neighborhood watch person!

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Unanticipated consequences = could mean that even more big social problems will arise in moderate to high crime areas where volunteer watch people will not be eager to help keep the peace. 4/13/12

Trayvon Martin still being portrayed by the media as a young child-like teen who was just going out for some Skittles. 4/13/12

Trayvon Martin Media Heat ... For ratings? To sell advertising? Or just vested in supporting everything that helps Obama?

Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree murder by special prosecutor. 4/11/12
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Zimmerman reportedly turned himself in. He is probably safer in jail than free.

Still no action by Obama/Holder Department of Justice on "Dead or Alive" bounty on Zimmerman by New Black Panthers. 4/11/12


Photo Bias. Media continues using young teenage photos of Trayvon Martin rather than the 6'3" young adult photo. 4/10/12

NBC revised-edited-doctored the Zimmerman 911 tape to make him look like a racist. To what end? Fan the flames of racism? To cater to Democrats agenda? To generate advertising? [RushLimbaugh] 4/2/12

New Yorker Magazine versionof the NBC story

Orlando Sentinel version ofthe NBC story

Washington Post version ofthe NBC story

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Black on white crime. An unthinkable story of hate was visited on an elderly Oklahoma couple in their home. She was raped and killed. He was badly beaten and is unconscious. [westernjournalism.com] 3/29/12 December 2011 crime not widely reported and mostly ignored.

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Trayvon Martin, new picture of him. [patriotupdate.com] 3/27/12

More Trayvon Martin stories from both sides [theblaze.com] 3/26/12
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Big Time Dying Dem Media creating heat but shedding no light on this dreadful event.

Police report

New Black Panthers put $10,000 bounty on “White” Hispanic accused of shooing 17 year old in self defense. Contributions by athletes and stars. Silence by Obama and Holder means = It is OK. No problem. Details from media still missing. [www.ajc.com] 3/26/12

More jumping to conclusions. Stand your ground. The Trayvon Case case. Assault or self defense. Since February 26, media only giving one side of the story and that flames the fires of hatred and hysteria. [conservativebyte.com] 3/24/12

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Radio commentator heard to say that Martin was "gunned down" thus shifting the blame on Zimmerman. No mention of a struggle or initial comments on the events given by Zimmerman.

Boy 13 set on fire in Kansas City for being white. [nydailynews.com] 3/4/12
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Hmmm. Did not see or hear much of anything about that racially motivated non-hate crime. Many similar black on white non-hate crimes are lightly reported by Big Time Dying Dem Media while so-called hate crime "accusations" quickly spread. 
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Fake hate crime situations like those of Tawana Bradley in NY and Duke lacrosse players in NC are spread like a virus by the Big Time Dying Dem Media and the Justice Brothers [Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson]. 
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Fanning the fires of racial hatred and distrust by jumping to conclusions without proof.

More. 3/5/12

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Fluke and Birth Control

Sandra Fluke Birth Control: Basic Math


Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a Congressional Committee this week. She was lamenting that no one would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would amount to $3000 during her three years in law school. After watching Ms Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.

First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands  of the Georgetown administration and our Government – what cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid seven times a day (see my analysis below).


Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to help this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my calculator and worked through some numbers. Ms. Fluke’s expense account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD (sexually transmitted disease).


Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month, her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law school career (if you can call it a career – I can think of other names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.


I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33 cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career.”


To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms Flukes’ own number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has more free time.


So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions for Ms Fluke to help her work through her crisis:


1. Find dates who are gentlemanly enough to either provide their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection criteria is the key to this one.


2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save money but would improve her education as well.


3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands Protection programs – surely Ms. Flukes’ nether regions would qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.


Just trying to help out a starving student. By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law School graduates is $160,000 a year, FYI.


Booth R. Myers, PhD


Source: One of those undocumented emails that has been circulating and found its way to TheRightJack. The numbers add up. Ms Fluke has been confirmed as a Democrat operative/plant.

Why Obama - WHY NOT

HE JUST WANTS TO GET RE-ELECTED

Distraction Strategy: Obama and Democrats grasping for all manner of unrelated issues to distract US legal voters from their terrible economy, growing unemployment, inflation and lack of trust in their leadership. 4/6/12


There is an old West Virginia hillbilly saying: “You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”

• If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved

• If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?

• If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on?

• If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot?

• If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed?

• If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87,000 American workers unemployed would you support him?

• If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter menbehind the scenes?

• If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America?

• If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

• If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

• If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States, wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities?

• If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

• If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment?

• If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

• If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

• If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

• If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have ever approved.

• If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

• So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

• Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 34 months – so you don’t have that much time to come up with an answer.

Every statement and action in this post is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

AND NOW, HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM. WAKE UP AMERICA, 2012 IS UPON US.

I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL COPY and FORWARD THIS? I AM DOING MY PART BECAUSE SIMPLY I CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE A CHANCE ON THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS . . .

"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing."

History: 162 years ago

Do you know what happened 162 years ago this fall ... Back in 1850?

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.


So basically, nothing has changed except then the women had real boobs and men didn't hold hands.


That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!

Malia Obama goes to Mexico

Vacationing and the media
After driving the US more deeply into debt than any other President, if George Bush's daughters had done this, it would be all over the news and the liberals would be calling for his head.

Want to know where Obama’s 13 year-old daughter is right now with 12 friends?

On “spring break” in Oaxaca Mexico, on your dime.

She took two jets and 25 secret service men.

A thirteen year-old?

Why haven’t you heard about it?

The Obama Administration has had the Secret Service scouring the web ordering that any website mentioning this be taken down because letting the travel plans out could endanger the president’s daughter’s security.

Nonsense, the “royal couple” just want to hide the way they are ripping off the US taxpayer. Only a few Canadian Web-sites still have it up. (both below)

The Obama’s are laughing at the “suckers” who are funding their Imperial Lifestyle.

This trip will cost more than most Americans make in their entire lifetimes.

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/travel/Obama+daughter+spends+spring+break+Mexico/6323773/story.html

http://www.wtam.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104668&article=9921576

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. - - - Albert Einstein

Will USA Survive

Free Stuff

The folks who are getting the free stuff, don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.

The folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop, and the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!

Now... The people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff, that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff, are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff, and giving them the free stuff in the first place.

We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason?The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 235 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff. We have one chance to change that. In 2012. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

ELECTION 2012 IS COMING

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!

Let’s take a stand!!!
• Obama: Gone!
• Borders: Closed!
• ObamaCare: End it, do  not mend it.
• Language: English only
• Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!
• Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before and during Welfare!
• Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before and during student loans!• Freebies: None to Non-Citizens!

We the people are coming. Democrats ain't seen nuthin yet!

Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100%. What will you do?