Big Socialist Gov Economy

Socialist Style Utopias

Social unrest in the socialist utopias. The death of unarmed civilians at the hands of Big Socialist Gov in Venezuela and Ukraine has been reported. Obama and the Far Left Democrats working toward this type of Big Socialist Gov for the USA. =TheRightJack on 2/26/14

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The Big Socialist Gov Economy
by TheRightJack

Democracy is where the government works for the people.

Socialism is where the people work for the government.

Utopia is where government actually works.

Why is our US economy not recovering despite billions of dollars in stimulus money taken from the public treasury by Obama and the Democrats and given to selected entities like banks and unions.

TheRightJack believes that the socialist mindset and the capitalist economy pull people in opposite directions.

Leaders in socialist economies take money from the earners such as US Taxpayers and spread it around, mostly to their friends and supporters. They spend. Ordinary people are given enough “entitlement money” to get by. Insider friends and supporters prosper just as occurs in all other socialist states like the former USSR, now Russia, China, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and North Korea. This results in two distinct classes. Those party insiders who are well off, whether political class or those favored businesses, and then all of the rest.

There is no incentive in the socialist system to create private sector jobs unless you receive grants or bribes from Big Socialist Gov. There is no incentive to work or produce in a socialist system. Everyone gets that same “entitlement” from the socialist government. Why work.

As business people, why risk losing everything you do have when Big Socialist Gov want to control the entire marketplace.

A capitalist economy generates profits [i.e., money] both for the business community and for government. In capitalism, not only do business people create jobs, it creates workers who pay taxes to the government.

The socialist business philosophy does not give business owners “free reigns” or “controlled reigns” to create jobs. They suppress the overall business climate with uncertainty, penalties, taxes and fines.

The questions in the minds of business people in the USA right now is … what will Big Socialist Gov do next to hurt our own investments and our profits.

What will Big Socialist Gov decide to sponsor and promote. In doing so, what will Big Socialist Gov decide to destroy. This is a socialist political decision, not necessarity based on need, fact or mature science.

This is best illustrated today by energy. Big Socialist Gov is lavishly supporting Big Green Energy. At the same time, it wants to put coal energy, oil energy and nuclear energy out of business, prematurely and permanently.

To date, Big Green Energy has failed to deliver products and jobs. These speculative green energy businesses may be decades away from replacing coal, oil and nuclear energy. However, Big Socialist Gov continues to spend on Big Green Energy despite foundering track records

By design, socialists takes from the people. It is hard-wired into their philosophy and that belief does not permit all entrepreneurs to make money and generate taxes for government. Socialists in the USA can talk all they want about jobs and blame business for not creating jobs. But economic growth is not going to happen under this communal banner.

Big Socialist Gov does not understand a market driven economy. It does not understand market needs. It does not understand tax revenue from profits. It does not understand the self motivation of owners and employees. It does not understand the effects of massive taxation on the economy. Big Socialist Gov just does not understand anything but control, tax and spend and that is hard-wired into their every essence. 2011

Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife went in for marriage counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a lengthy tirade listing every problem they had ever had.

After allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand. The therapist embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 

"This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

Bad Day at the office

Subject: Bad Day at the office!!

This is even funnier when you realize that it actually happened . . . . !!

Next time you have a bad day, at work, think of this guy . . . . !!

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . . . . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs . . . . !!

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister because she had told him that she was having a hard time at work and nothing seemed to be going right . . . . !!

It just so happened that one of her local radio stations, 103.5 FM in Indiana, was sponsoring a "Worst Job Experience" contest . . . . she sent it to radio station . . . . Needless to say, she won . . . . Read his e-mail below . . . . !!

Hi Sharon,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother . . . . Last week I had a bad day at the office . . . . I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you, to make you realize that it's not so bad after all . . . . !!

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job . . . . As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea . . . . I wear a suit to the office . . . . It's a wet suit . . . . !!

At this time of year, the sea water is quite cool . . . . So what we do to keep warm is to use, a diesel powered, industrial water heater . . . . This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea, heats it, to a delightful temperature . . . . then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is secured to the air hose . . . . !!

What I do, when I get to the sea-floor to start working . . . . is to take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit . . . . This floods the whole suit with warm water . . . . It's like working in a Jacuzzi . . . . I've done this several time with no complaints . . . . !!

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch . . . . So, of course, I scratched it . . . . This only made things worse . . . . Within a few seconds my ass started to burn . . . . I pulled the hose out of the wet-suit but the damage was done . . . . !!

As I bore the agony and burning . . . . I realized what had happened . . . . The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it down the hose and into my wet-suit . . . . !!

Since I don't have any hair on my back . . . . the jellyfish couldn't stick to it . . . . however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate . . . . When I scratched what I thought was an itch . . . . I was actually grinding the jellyfish, even deeper into the crack of my ass . . . . !!

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator . . . . His instructions were unclear, due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing so hysterically . . . . Needless to say, I aborted the dive . . . .
I was instructed to make three agonizing "in-water" decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes . . . . before I could reach the surface to begin my "dry" chamber decompression . . . . !!

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet . . . . As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the "dry" chamber . . . . !!

The cream put the fire out . . . . but I couldn't shit for two days, because my ass was so swollen my butt-hole was shut . . . . !!

Next time you're having a bad day at work . . . . think about how much worse it would be . . . . if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass . . . . !!

Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job .... I love my job .... I love my job .... !!'

Whenever you're having a bad day, ask yourself . . .  Is this a jellyfish, bad day??

May you NEVER have a jellyfish, bad day!!

Life isn't tied with a bow . . . . but it's still a gift!!

Source: An email going around.

Teacher Arrested

Male Teacher Arrested At JFK International Airport

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

Irish

Oh to be Irish

A  Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The  stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust: "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said:

"Me too, I didn't know we had a  choice!" 

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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The  operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies: "I don't know! It's your bloody plane!" 

 
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Paddy  and Murphy are working on a building site. 
Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off. I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" 

He  climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts
"I'M A LIGHT BULB! I'M A LIGHT  BULB!"
 

Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home." So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy. 

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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night ...
 

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls

are getting on".

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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says ...

"You know what I want, don't you?" 

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole bed by the looks of it!" 
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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair...

He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap! 

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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.

A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said: "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!" 

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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.

"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!" 

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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says "Crikey! There's a  bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "What's his name?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London  !" 

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Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It appeared that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been  able to walk on water on their 18th  birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to  safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.

'Grandma,' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked  deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, 

"Because your father, your grandfather and  your great grandfather were all born in  December, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, ya dip stick."

The End ...