AMAC vs. AARP and the Liberal Media

$1B-b-billion. AARP expected to make $1B from ObamaCare over 10 years. Heard on a radio commercial 5/21/12 

David vs. Goliath

AMAC vs. AARP and the Liberal Media

There are two organizations claiming to represent America's 50 plus. They are the AMAC, the Association of Mature American Citizens, and the AARP.

AARP has 26 million members
AMAC has 100,000+ members

The leadership of AARP supports the anti-senior Obama health care plan, and is co-sponsoring a series of meetings to praise the costly plan that will hurt seniors and force us into a government controlled system.

The liberal media has joined in the chorus of selling Obama’s programs to change America. Here is where AMAC Stands:

The Constitution ...
AARP thinks it is archaic and out of date.
AMAC thinks it the greatest document ever devised by man for the governance of man.

Spending ...
AARP thinks it is for printing more money
AMAC thinks we ought to spend less

Taxes ...
AARP never saw a tax they didn’t like
AMAC thinks about the Fair tax, the Flat tax and paying less

Debt ...
AARP thinks owing our soul to China and Saudi Arabia is OK
AMAC thinks we should be debt Free

Big Government ...
AARP is all for it
AMAC believes in individual freedom

The economy ...
AARP thinks things are better
AMAC wants more jobs and we’re worried about the States going bankrupt

Education ...
AARP thinks it is fine
AMAC thinks it has failed to help the kids. And it should include American History.

AMAC is the conservative alternative to AARP.

We are willing and able to represent your views in Washington but we need more members so we can have more clout with office holders.

If you and other patriotic Americans join us – we can win!

Please go to www.amac.us/join-amac and sign on as a member!

Gun control, another down side

T-Shirt: Gun control is not about guns. It is about control.

When guns are banned in your town, criminals are absolutely free to rob you without fear of resistance. All they need is a gun and a copy of the local precinct voting records. How comforting is that!

Paraprosdokians

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a paraprosdokian.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
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3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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8. They begin the evening news with "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
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11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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12. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."
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13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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15. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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16. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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17. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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18. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
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19. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
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20. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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21. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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22. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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24. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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25. Going to church does not make you a Christian any more that driving a car makes you a mechanic.

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26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.

Obama's Record

His Amazing Record Sums it Up!


Quite a list!

This needs to be circulated again and again before our country makes the same mistake it made in 2008.

WHEN he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he received endorsements from people like Farrakhan, Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN his voting record in the Illinois Senate and in the U.S. Senate came into question, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he refused to wear a flag lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he surrounded himself in the White House with advisors who were pro-gun control, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he said he favors sex education in kindergarten, including homosexual indoctrination, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN his personal background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN the place of his birth was called into question, and he refused to produce a birth certificate, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he had an association in Chicago with Tony Rezco--a man of questionable character and who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home-- people said it didn't matter.

WHEN it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he started appointing White House Czars that were radicals, revolutionaries, and even avowed Marxist/Communists, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he stood before the Nation and told us that his intentions were to "fundamentally transform this Nation" into something else, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in Chicago and served as an attorney for ACORN, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed cabinet members and several advisors who were tax cheats and socialists, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed a Science Czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed Cass Sunstein as Regulatory Czar who believes in "Explicit Consent," harvesting human organs without family consent, and allowing animals to be represented in court, while banning all hunting, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual and organizer of a group called Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Education Network as Safe School Czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed Mark Lloyd as Diversity Czar who believes in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth, who supports Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN Valerie Jarrett, an avowed Socialist, was selected as Obama's Senior White House Advisor, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN Anita Dunn, White House Communications Director, said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed Carol Browner, a well known socialist, as Global Warming Czar working on Cap and Trade as the nation's largest tax, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as Green Energy Czar, who since had to resign when this was made known, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN Tom Daschle, Obama's pick for Health and Human Services Secretary could not be confirmed because he was a tax cheat, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN as President of the United States, he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he traveled around the world criticizing America and never once talking of her greatness, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN his actions concerning the Middle East seemed to support the Palestinians over Israel, our long time ally, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he took American tax dollars to resettle thousands of Palestinians from Gaza to the United States, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system against the Russians, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he played politics in Afghanistan by not sending troops early-on when the Field Commanders said they were necessary to win, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he started spending us into a debt that was so big we could not pay it off, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions, and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc., people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he claimed he was a Christian during the election and tapes were later made public that showed Obama speaking to a Muslim group and 'stating' that he was raised a Muslim, was educated as a Muslim, and is still a Muslim, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he set into motion a plan to take over the control of all energy in the United States through Cap and Trade, people said it didn't matter.

WHEN he finally completed his transformation of America into a Socialist State, people woke up--- but it was too late.

Add these up one by one and you get a phenomenal score that points to the fact that Barrack Hussein Obama is determined to turn America into a Marxist-Socialist society.

All of the items in the preceding paragraphs have been put into place. All can be documented very easily. Before you disavow this do an internet search. The last paragraph alone is not yet cast in stone. You and I will write that paragraph. Will it read as above or will it be a more happy ending for most of America?

Suicide Hotline

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when the welfare program was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Folks, ... we're screwed!

Jewish Boycott

Jewish Boycott ... Brilliant

A short time ago, Iran's Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Khamenei urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people.

In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows:

"Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

"A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Novocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew.

If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the "Schick" reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

"Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

"Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.

"In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio, Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott."

Comments:
Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions to the world have the Muslims made?

Well done. This may very well end the Radical Muslim problem.

Humor: Now I Understand

THIS IS TRULY FREAKY ... 

BUT MAKES SENSE NOW

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. 

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizatons.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when Aliens breed with Sheep?

Certainly hope this piece of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me