Sunday, October 6, 2013

315 lies by Obama


315 Lies

Obama supporters will go hysterical over this well sourced list of 315 examples of his lying, lawbreaking, corruption, cronyism, etc.

By Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on August 15, 2013. Updated on October 4, 2013.

As the author of this blog post, I place it into the public domain. Anyone may freely copy it in any part or in its entirely, without asking my permission, and without paying any money. I do ask you please cite a link to

http://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/obama-252/


Every President, every politician, and every human being tells lies and engages in acts of hypocrisy. But Barack Obama does these things to a far greater degree than anyone else that I have ever known of. His campaign promises were so much better sounding than anyone else’s – no lobbyists in his administration, waiting five days before signing all non-emergency bills so people would have time to read them, putting health care negotiations on C-SPAN, reading every bill line by line to make sure money isn’t being wasted, prosecution of Wall St. criminals, ending raids against medical marijuana in states where it’s legal, high levels of transparency. Obama’s promises of these wonderful things sounded inspiring and sincere. They sounded so much better than the promises of any other President. So when Obama broke these promises, it felt so much worse than when other Presidents broke their promises. [danfromsquirrelhill] 10/6/13


Friday, October 4, 2013

Humor: Ambiguity

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AmBiGuItY, AS WELL AS THE iDiOsYnCrAsIeS OF ENGLISH:
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET RELIGION.....which requires a lot of faith and hope that there is no God to hold them responsible for their wrongdoings!
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION TOILETS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? (This one took me a minute)
23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?
35. WHY DO WE PARK IN A DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE ON A PARKWAY? - - - Gallagher

36. IN A LOGICAL WORLD, MEN WOULD RIDE SIDE SADDLE - - - GALLAGHER
37. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IGNORANCE AND APATHY? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - - - Winston Churchill



Friday, September 13, 2013

What's Fair Mr Obama


Fair! FAIR? … 

That is a central policy plank for Obama and the Democrats from the day they began campaigning. So …

Is it FAIR for Obama to have given out large bailouts to his Wall Street cronies.

Is it FAIR for Obama to Live Large while US Voters find it hard to keep up with his inflation and his job killing policies?

Is it FAIR for Obama to galavant all around the world on incredibly expensive family vacations?

Is it FAIR for Obama to provide separate vacation jet planes for his family dog/s?

Is it FAIR for Obama to pay the ObamaCare fees for Congressional members?

Is it FAIR to exempt the Unions from ObamCare?

Is it FAIR to author, pass and implement ObamaCare without having read the bill?

Is it FAIR to shield the truth from US Voters about what happened in Benghazi?



Is it fair for Obama to hide his birth records?

Is it FAIR for Obama to hide his college records?

Is it FAIR for the Big Dem Media to shield Obama from all accountability and responsibility for his wrong-headed socialist policies that are suffocating the USA financially?

Is it FAIR to have distinguished members of the US Military Honor Guard hold his umbrella?

Is it FAIR for Obama and his Partners to blame all of his problems and our problems on Bush 43 and the Republicans.

Is it FAIR for US Voters to be represented on the world stage by an inexperienced amateur who has neither love nor respect for the USA? = TheRightjack on 9/13/13

Monday, September 9, 2013

Humor - The Israeli Quarterback


The Israeli Quarterback  

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. 

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm.

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says." You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.

"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, ...

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!!!!


Sunday, July 21, 2013

New Taxes Proposed by Democrats


Tax and Spend. No change = No change.

Campaigns and  Election time is here. There are so many new taxes and fees created by Obama and the Far Left Democrats, that it is impossible to keep track of them. ... and the more sensible Democrats are running for their life from this Far Left leadership. 7/21/13


Full List of ObamaCare Tax Hikes … including #1. Excise Tax on Charitable Hospitals (Min$/immediate): $50,000 per hospital if they fail to meet new "community health assessment needs," "financial assistance," and "billing and collection" rules set by HHS. Bill: PPACA; Page: 1,961-1,971 [jobcreatorssolutions.com] 6/28/12


Unusual New Taxes Proposed by Democrats

New Obama tax - States that do not implement the ObamaCare insurance exchanges will pay a +3% tax. 12/1/12

Ammo – added taxes

Bank transaction - $1 on every bank transaction

Compliance Tax – time and money filling out local, state and national forms

Dirt and dust tax – applies to farmers who create dust

Farm driving tax – forms for farmers who use vehicles in their fields just like over-the-road truckers

Fat tax – on those calorically challenged

Foreign profit tax penalty – when corporations want to bring profits back into the USA, highest of any government

Gasoline – just another way to fund Big Gov

Gun tax - $15 per gun

Internet sales tax – the paperwork boggles the mind

Jew Tax – Obama tax on the supposed 1%ers

Mileage tax – to make up for improved gasoline efficiency

Senior retirement tax – that was actually done by Bill Clinton

Stock trades – 3 cents on every $100 trade

Tobacco tax – more than the cost of tobacco

$938 billion. Tax the Rich. If Big Gov took ALL taxable income, it would run US for 3 months. [Neil Boortz on the radio] 4/18/11

Democrat playbook: Tax the rich: Make that tax everyone.

Why: Democrats need your money. They just cannot help themselves.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Scouting


Boy Scouts

Really? Gay Scouts. Scout execs vote +60% to let gays into Scouting. Scout rank and file members vote +60% to not admit gays into Scouting. Scout Execs act just like the top US Military brass. 5/29/13
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IF there are going to be Gay Scouts, then they must have Gay Scout Leaders. How can straight Scout Leaders possibly know how to guide Gay Scouts?

Girl Scouts ...

and Planned Parenthood.

The bulk of the money Girl Scouts receive for cookies goes NOT to the local troop but to the Girl Scouts Headquarters that supports Planned Parenthood. Boys who dress like girls are now admitted thanks in part to the cross dresser, Joshua Ashley, in their front office. Read more.[washingtontimes.com] 1/16/12

If you say No to Cookies, then make a donation to the local Troop.

Remember many children and their parents do not know what is going on with Planned Parenthood so be gentle with those knocking on your door.

Ownership rights in Mexico

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MEXICO IS ANGRY!

The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from Sonora do not like it. The State of Sonora is angry about the Influx of Mexicans into Mexico. Nine state legislators from the Mexican state of Sonora traveled to Tucson to complain about Arizona’s new employer crackdown on illegals from Mexico. It seems that many Mexican illegals are now returning to their hometowns in Mexico and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off about it.

A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to say Arizona’s new employer sanctions law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state.

At a news conference the legislators said Sonora, Arizona’s southern neighbor; made up of mostly small towns, cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs, and schools it will face as illegal Mexican workers here return to their hometowns without jobs or money.

The law, which took effect January 1, 2009, punishes employers who knowingly hire individuals who do not have valid legal documents to work in the United States.

Penalties include suspension of, or loss of, their business license. The Mexican legislators are angry because their own citizens are returning to their hometowns, placing a burden on their state government.

“How can they pass a law like this?” asked Mexican Rep. Leticia Amparano-Gamez, who represents Nogales. “There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona,” she said, speaking only in Spanish.

“Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and sending money to their families return to hometowns in Sonora without jobs,” she said. “We are one family, socially and economically,” she said of the people of Sonora, “and Arizona is wrong!”

The United States is a sovereign nation, not a subsidiary of Mexico, and its taxpayers are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico’s citizens. It’s time for the Mexican government, and its citizens, to stop parasitically feeding off of the United States and to start taking care of their own needs. Too bad all the US states don't pass a law just like Sonora. Maybe that’s the answer, since our own US Congress will not do anything!

New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message.

1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.

2. All ballots will be in this nation’s language.

3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6 Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners come here and buy land, options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.

Too strict? The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO.

These sound fine to me. NOW, how can we get these laws to be America’s immigration laws? WAKE UP, AMERICA. We are losing our country.

Received this undocumented email February 11, 2009.