USMC fighter pilot shot down

The Female Marine Pilot

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their brief stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk, don't waste your food, personal hygiene and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only little Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine Jet-Fighter pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit by a missile. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was ID documents, a small flask of whiskey, a 9-shot pistol, and a survival knife.

Wisely, she drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and cut her, but her parachute landed her right in the middle of 13 Taliban troops. She shot 9 of them with her pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with her survival knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Taliban soldier with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens!, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't f@#% around with Mommy when she's been drinking."

Education and jobs

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Small business, health care taxes, education and $12 billion

“Yesterday, President Obama announced an initiative to bolster community colleges, a measure that will cost taxpayers $12 Billion. I believe that more students should take advantage of lower cost community and vocation-oriented colleges, especially students seeking job-related training to enhance their employability.” (Source: Center for College Affordability and Productivity)

Around 50 per cent of the employees in the USA are in small businesses. Obama brainiacs plan to raise taxes on all but the smallest small businesses. Obama Taxers will also require all but the smallest small businesses to provide health care for employees. If they do not, they will face stiff government confiscatory fines.

Obama and his (student government) administrators want to provide millions of dollars to community colleges around the nation to train workers. This sounds great. However, many community college graduates are hired by small businesses. Where are these graduates going to find work when Obama taxes and fines our small businesses out of business in order to fund the insatiable Democrat money drain.

The bottom line is that the grandiose Obama plans, given birth by piece-meal Democrat agendas over the years, will only bankrupt our nation while they continue to sing the same old song about change. Added taxes and added cost of goods are going to effect everyone and kill jobs. Women, children and minorities will be the hardest hit, not to mention the rest of our US citizens … the right jack
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