Friday, April 25, 2014

A Romantic Dinner


A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. 


The waitress,taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table ... Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: 


"Pardon me,sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table”. 

The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ... she just walked in."

Governance


Definitions ...

Democracy is where the government works for the people.

Socialism is where the people work for the government.

Utopia is where the government actually works.

USA USA USA


ANOTHER university stops students from handing out Constitution … this was the second recent instance of a college censoring the distribution of copies of the Constitution. A similar thing happened at Modesto Junior College in California, where student Robert Van Tuinen successfully sued MJC for violating his rights. (RELATED: Campus cop stops student from handing out Constitutions … ON CONSTITUTION DAY) [dailycaller.com] 4/24/14
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Democrats do not want students to learn about the US Constitution, the history of the USA, the founding principles of the USA and why it is the leader of the free world. On the other hand, Democrats are very proud of socialism, their preferred form of governance. No competing ideas in the classroom. One point of view. Nothing to explain. Ignorance is bliss. 


USA USA USA

Word of the day:

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toh-cracy) … A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed [takers], are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers [makers].

Finally, a way to describe our current president and those that support and voted for him.

USA USA USA

Theocracy: Government of a state by immediate divine guidance or by officials who are regarded as divinely guided [Merriam-Webster]

With Democrats in charge, a theocracy is the perfect form of government to peacefully overthrow the USA without firing a shot. The suppression of religion, Christianity in particular, by Democrats with unpopular freedoms for islam, spells the end of democracy and fosters the world wide domination of islam in all but the most totalitarian states like China, Russia and North Korea. =TheRightJack

Saturday, April 12, 2014

CO2 & Global Warming

CO2 & Global Warming

Our nation has become an asylum for the ignorant and superstitious - a populace so gullible that a majority of these mentally challenged feather-brains actually believe that legislation will mitigate the spore of several billion human inhabitants littering this planet.

The article that follows by a preeminent expert in the field of earth sciences makes Swiss cheese of the pseudo science pedaled by Al Gore and other disingenuous purveyors of mythological cause and effect scenarios requiring only buckets of cash to fix.

Ian Rutherford Plimer is an Australian geologist, professor emeritus of
earth sciences at the University of Melbourne, professor of mining geology
at the University of Adelaide, and the director of multiple mineral
exploration and mining companies. He has published 130 scientific papers,
six books, and edited the Encyclopedia of Geology.

Born 12 February 1946 (age 67)

Residence: Australia

Nationality: Australian

Fields: Earth Science, Geology, Mining Engineering

Institutions:
University of New England,
University of Newcastle,
University of Melbourne, University of Adelaide

Alma mater:
University of New South Wales,
Macquarie University

Thesis:
in-eastern-australia/oclc/221677073> The pipe deposits of
tungsten-molybdenum-bismuth in eastern Australia(1976)

Notable awards:
Eureka Prize (1995, 2002),
Centenary Medal (2003),
Clarke Medal (2004)

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Where Does the Carbon Dioxide Really Come From?

PLIMER:

"The volcanic eruption in Iceland since its first spewing of volcanic ash
has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you. Of course, you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to
suppress - it's that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to
live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans and all animal
life. I know....it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon
emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up
till midnight to finish your kids "The Green Revolution" science project,
throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares
of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your
SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of abroad, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cent light bulbs with
$10.00 light bulbs ... well, all of those things you have done have all gone
down the tubes in just four days. 



The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in just four days - yes, FOUR DAYS - by that volcano in Iceland has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud at any one time - EVERY DAY.

I don't really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention
that when the volcano Mt. Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it
spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in all its years on earth.

Yes, folks, Mt. Pinatubo was active for over One year - think about it. Of course, I shouldn't spoil this 'touchy-feely tree-hugging' moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keeps happening despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change. And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud, but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens every year.


Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you, on the basis of the bogus 'human-caused' climate-change scenario. Hey, isn't it interesting how they don't mention 'Global Warming' anymore, but just 'Climate Change' - you know why? It's because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century, and these global warming bull artists got caught with their pants down. And, just keep in mind that you might yet have an Emissions Trading Scheme - that whopping new tax - imposed on you that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer. It won't stop any volcanoes from erupting, that's for sure.

But, hey, relax......give the world a hug and have a nice day!"


Source: Not verified

Friday, April 11, 2014

Lunch


The following short but humorous story will make you smile. And surprise … it relates to government and budgets

An elderly king laid on his deathbed. He was very ill, but wanted to die as the wisest man in the world. So, he called his advisors to his bedside and instructed them to go out and bring back all of the wisdom in the world for him to read before his death.

His advisors returned a few days later with 1,000 books. The king was dismayed. “I don’t have time to read all of these, I won’t live that long.” So, he sent his advisors back into the world to gather condensed wisdom.

They returned a week later. This time they had only 100 books.

Again, the king was dismayed. “I’m very ill, and do not have the strength to read even 100 books.” Again, he sent them into the world.

They returned a week later, and were exuberant. “Your majesty,” they proclaimed, “we have reduced all of the wisdom in the world into one simple sentence.”

“Quickly.” said the king, “Tell me.”

His chief advisor approached the bed, leaned toward the king and whispered, “Your majesty, there’s no free lunch.”

The moral of the story is self-evident. As each of us looks within ourselves to decide what we expect from our government, we need to remember this pearl of wisdom.

Every spending decision has consequences. Every short-term increase in spending must be offset by an equivalent cut elsewhere. Otherwise, taxes will need to be raised.

Most importantly, bigger government means fewer freedoms.

Why?

You know the answer … Because there’s no free lunch.