Poem: What difference does it make, Hillary!

An Original Poem from

The Western Center For Journalism

“What difference does it make?!” demanded Hilly of Johnson

Uttering the tragic words that rang across the room into the hearts of all Americans

What difference does it make indeed Four American heroes are dead and the hearts of their families still bleed

What difference does it make Whether Americans vote or eat government cake

What difference does it make if people must use healthcare that kills, As long as the government can tell you how to pay the insurance bills

What difference does it make to crucify Christ again

There are plenty of trees to hug and earth to freeze all in vain

What difference does it make if innocent children are dead

A crisis must not be wasted but used to squash the rights of Americans under the guise of moving ahead

What difference does it make if they trample the Constitution all over, So long, as the liberals have hope to give it a new makeover

What difference does it make that women head to the front lines while men remain behind, As long as we go forward and change the course of humankind

What difference does it make that our children forget their history Even as the politicians in Washington remain obscure to our misery

What difference does it make that our enemies scoff and laugh at us So long as we can help them and negotiate our future with the one who is most preposterous

What difference does it make when the economy collapses

Hope and change will still have moved the masses

“What difference does it make?” you say? It makes a big difference to me and to all those who still believe in the USA. 2/1/13

Birther turmoil continues

And the beat goes on ... 

The only people who don’t want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide. - - - Barack Hussein Obama or was it Barry Soetoro

=BHO?

Document Examiner Releases New Evidence That Obama’s Birth Certificate IS 100% FAKE … Most recently, Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse concluded that both Obama’s long-form birth certificate (prominently displayed at the White House website) and his selective service card are forgeries. This conclusion has been met with surprising silence from the Left. Perhaps they simply don’t know how to respond to the thousands of hours of investigation, the quality of the investigators, or the detailed challenges to the document Obama has produced (electronically only) with the claim that it’s the real deal. … plus doctored photos [tellmenow.com] May 21, 2014
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It’s not over until it’s over. So, if it is eventually acceptd that Obama is not a US Citizen, that in itself, should invalidate all of his actions and decrees. Now you know why Democrats are doing all they can to suppress The Evidence, The Truth. 5/23/14

=BHO?

Watch: Barack Obama’s Background Revealed … Gee, I wonder why Obama wouldn't want you to see this 9 minute video? … Here is a comprehensive history of Barack Hussein Obama’s background. This is an older video, but still, none of these questions have been answered. Its gone viral this week on Facebook, and there’s a reason why. People still want to know the answers. [westernjournalism.com] 5/16/14

=BHO?

Mysterious Plane Crash Resurrects Obama Eligibility Debate … “While her death [Loretta Fuddy] certainly is a tragedy, it in no way hampers our investigation in this matter,” he explained. “If people truly believe that her untimely demise was somehow related to an attempt to silence her for ‘what she may or may not know,’ then there are several more people in Hawaii who should be very, very concerned.” [westernjournalism.com] 12/13/13
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This brings back memories of the many mysterious death of people tied to Bill AND Hillary during the Clinton years. See the list posted here on TheRightJack on 12/21/13

=BNO?

BHO? … The Undocumented One cannot pass a background check.

=BHO?

Busted: 1940 Census Confirms Obama Alias: Born In 1890. … The evidence of Obama identity fraud is overwhelming and growing nearly everyday. Harrison J Bounel born in 1890 has same SSN and Chicago address as BH Obama. Two names for the same SSN and address. Bounel related to Michelle Obama. Identity theft suspected or likely. 7:36 min audio. [westernjournalism.com] 1/19/13

=BHO?

TECHIE TEEN FIGURES OUT OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE FRAUD! Watch this. Over 1,300,000 hits on [youtube] no date
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Comment: If a teenager could figure this out, you would think the Congress could. Leave it to young people to know how to do things and that rest of us don't have a clue ...
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Comment: See this video ... and listen to this young man explain it all to you ... Not difficult to understand ... once you see how it's done ...
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Comment: Oh, boy ... these kids ARE genius on these computers.

=BHO?

Dems admit Obama is not eligible … Democrats have finally admitted what the rest of us have known for quite some time. Barack Obama is NOT qualified to hold the job won for him by the national media in 2008. [westernjournalism.com] 6/23/12

Globe grocery store tabloid picking up on what the Big Dem Media fails to do. Cover the many Obama citizenship questions. Sheriff Joe A is on the case like Columbo. [WND]

Where is the proof, says AF sargeant? [wnd]

Where are all of the former girlfriends, students and classmates of Obama? [wnd]

Registrar says cut and paste BC is forgery. [wnd] 7/21/11 Can anyone prove that BHO birth certificate is real?

Typography expert with 50 years experience says Obama birth certificate is a fraud, without any doubt. Type face differs for same letters. Curious. [WND]

Fraud. Former Adobe and Mircosoft computer expert says the Obama long form birth certificate is a forgery. [WND] 6/28/11 Click Here. How many ways can you say fake, phony or bogus.

Obama forgeries admitted. [WND] Click Here for more.

What is wrong with the Obama birth certificate? 5/13/11 [WorldNetDaily] Detailed questions addressed.

Updated note on 11/9/10

A Congressional Research Service, a research arm of the US Congress, document posted on the Internet confirms no one – not Congress, not the states and not election officials – bothered to check Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president, and that status remains undocumented to this day. State and federal law did not require anyone in Congress or elsewhere to check to see if Obama was a “natural born Citizen” under the meaning of Article 2, Section 1 of the Constitution, according the document. No one in the federal government, including Congress, ever asked to see Obama’s long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate.



Replay from 4/16/10
Lt. Col. Terry Lakin is facing possible imprisonment, and it has been reported that Army officials have gone so far as to "suggest" that he submit to a "mental evaluation" ... all because he has the audacity to ask Barack Hussein Obama to supply a copy of his actual birth certificate.

During his 18-year career as a flight-surgeon in the United States Army, Lakin has put his life on the line in defense of the United States Constitution. And he's more than willing to do so again.

But before Lakin places himself, yet again, in harm's way, he's asking Barack Hussein Obama to do the very same thing that he, and countless others who honorably serve our country are, in so many cases, REQUIRED to do... namely, supply a copy of an actual birth certificate; and thereby prove that the orders he gives as "Commander-in-Chief" are, indeed, LAWFUL.

Why go to all the trouble? Lakin answers the question best himself: "I feel I have no choice but the distasteful one of inviting my own court martial. The Constitution matters. The truth matters."

And so, a brave soldier, who has placed himself in harm's way, and is willing to do so again, is being harassed and faces possible imprisonment because Barack Hussein Obama... REFUSES to honor the Constitution... REFUSES to prove that he is not a FRAUD and a USURPER... REFUSES to prove that the orders he is giving our brave men and women in uniform are lawful... and REFUSES to release his actual birth certificate.

Of course you won't hear about Lt Col. Lakin's plight on the nightly news or the front page of the New York Times. In fact, the Western Center for Journalism is only one of a handful of credible news organizations calling attention to Lakin's plight.

And that's why our mission is so important. Truth be told, everyone needs to hear this story and you can make that happen. Your TAX-DEDUCTIBLE donation will make it possible for us to cover the stories the Mainstream Media refuses to cover... tell Lakin's story to the world... keep the pressure on Barack Hussein Obama... and send a clear message to him and his allies in the Obama-Media that questions concerning his eligibility are not simply going to go away.

Of course, as a loyal reader of the news and information that the Western Center for Journalism sends your way... you already know much of what the Mainstream Media is not reporting.

You already know that Barack Hussein Obama has outright REFUSED to release his actual birth certificate and that hundreds-of-thousands of dollars have been spent to OBSTRUCT requests that he supply his actual birth certificate.

You already know that the document that Barack Hussein Obama claims is his "birth certificate" is NOT a valid long form birth certificate and that, until recently, the state of Hawaii did not even accept that very same document as proof that an individual is a Hawaiian citizen because that document can be issued to individuals not actually born in Hawaii.

And you also know that when Lakin (an officer with 18 years of service in the Army) stated his intention to refuse deployment orders until his presumed "Commander-in-Chief" proves that he is eligible to hold the post, he was "counseled," threatened with jail time and encouraged to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Specifically, Lakin received a reprimand which stated, in part:

"On 30 March 2010, this command became aware of your intentions to refuse to follow deployment orders. Your stated reason for refusal was your belief that the election of the President of the United States is invalid.... Failure to follow your reassignment and/or deployment orders may result in adverse action including court-martial... If found guilty … you could be sentenced to dismissal from the service... forefeiture (sic) of all pay and allowances; and confinement for a period of months or years in a military prison."

But here's something else the pro-Obama Mainstream Media will NOT report.

If the Army follows through on its threat to court martial Lakin, he would have the right of discovery... meaning that his defense team could compel Barack Hussein Obama to produce the document that he has REFUSED to produce... his actual birth certificate.

That's why Barack Hussein Obama's allies in the media are NOT covering this story. They don't want to the American people to know what is going on... they don't want the American people to start asking pesky questions.

In short, they don't want the American people to know the truth.

And that's why your tax-deductible donation to the Western Center for Journalism is so important. It will make it possible for us to continue covering this story and keep pressure on Barack Hussein Obama and the Mainstream media so that Americans WILL start asking those pesky questions.

Is the biggest political crime in American history taking place right before our eyes? Is the man in the White House INELIGIBLE, according to the Constitution, to sit in the Oval Office... is he a FRAUD... a USURPER?

Barack Hussein Obama could put the issue to rest right now by simply releasing his actual birth certificate.

He's dug in his heels. He has teams of lawyers fighting efforts to get him to release his actual birth certificate, while his underlings look down their noses at the American people and call these legitimate requests “garbage.”

And the one pivotal question that those who attempt to dismiss the controversy cannot answer is: If Barack Hussein Obama has nothing to hide, what’s the problem? The more he resists, the more you have to wonder.

Meanwhile the liberal press is trying to drag this story into a dark alley and bludgeon it to death.

It’s time for you and me to weigh in and force the issue. Let's call-out the liberal media.

Your tax-deductible donation will make it possible for us to continue covering this story and send a clear message to Barack Hussein Obama that there is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

Source: The Western Center for Journalism.

Note from the right jack: Why does Obama continue to hide his birth certificate. What is the point, IF he is a legally born US citizen. I cannot begin to count the number of times I have been called upon to produce my birth certificate.

What Media Bias

Fact: A very high percentage of the print and broadcast media identify themselves as Democrats. So too do those professors in our university schools of journalism.

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What!

Have You Heard About Today’s “Big” March on DC – “Operation American Spring”? … Billed as an event that will draw millions to the nation’s capital to demand the ouster of Obama, Biden, Holder, Pelosi, etc., Operation American Spring (OAS) is now supposedly underway. [libertynews.com] 5/16/14

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Jokes that engineers will understand

10 Jokes that only Engineers will Understand

Who Says Engineers Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor?

 
1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 
3. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" 

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" 

The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" 

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." 

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." 

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." 

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

 
4. What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

 
5. The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" 

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" 

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" 

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 
6. Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. 

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." 

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

 
7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting coefficient of friction. Interrupting coefficient of fri.... mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (μ)

 
 8. Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." 

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

 
 9. An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. 

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." 

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. 

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" 

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."


10. A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

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Book Review: The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead

Book Review

The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead

Dos and Don'ts of Right Behavior, Tough Thinking, Clear Writing, and Living a Good Life

Written by Charles Murray 

=== Synopsis from the publisher
 
For those starting out in their careers—and those who wish to advance more quickly—this is a delightfully fussy guide to the hidden rules of the road in the workplace and in life.
 
As bestselling author and social historian Charles Murray explains, at senior levels of an organization there are curmudgeons everywhere, judging your every move. Yet it is their good opinion you need to win if you hope to get ahead.
Among the curmudgeon’s day-to-day tips for the workplace:
 
• Excise the word “like” from your spoken English 
• Don’t suck up 
• Stop “reaching out” and “sharing” 
• Rid yourself of piercings, tattoos, and weird hair colors 
• Make strong language count
His larger career advice includes:
• What to do if you have a bad boss 
• Coming to grips with the difference between being nice and being good 
• How to write when you don’t know what to say 
• Being judgmental (it’s good, and you don’t have a choice anyway)

And on the great topics of life, the curmudgeon urges us to leave home no matter what, get real jobs (not internships), put ourselves in scary situations, and watch Groundhog Day repeatedly (he’ll explain).
 
Witty, wise, and pulling no punches, The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Getting Ahead is an indispensable sourcebook for living an adult life.


Link:
http://www.randomhouse.com/book/239455/the-curmudgeons- guide-to-getting-ahead-by-charles-murray
 
= = = Review by Joseph Epstein
 
Bookshelf Book Review: 'The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead' by Charles Murray

Banish the word 'like' immediately. 'No problem' should never pass your lips.
Review By Joseph Epstein April 18, 2014 5:43 p.m. ET
 
The only person of my acquaintance I have ever heard referred to as a curmudgeon was my friend Edward Shils. According to the root definition of the word—a bad-tempered or surly person— Edward didn't truly qualify, for he was often immensely kind and always generous. He came by his reputation through saying what he thought with precision and force. A woman at a dinner party might express admiration for the novels of Philip Roth. "Then I assume, even though married, you are not opposed to adultery," he would shoot back. When I told him that a Czech acquaintance, in an effort to establish his high-bourgeois...
 
=== Review by Benjamin Weingarten

Famed libertarian author Charles Murray tells TheBlaze why he has given up on political solutions Apr. 9, 2014 9:32am Benjamin Weingarten
 
We spoke with Charles Murray, author of the new book, “The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Getting Ahead: Dos and Don’ts of Right Behavior, Tough Thinking, Clear Writing, and Living a Good Life,” and most famously the still-controversial “The Bell Curve,” on a variety of topics from why Professor Murray has increasingly given up on policy solutions to America’s problems altogether, to grammar, the importance of Harold Ramis’ “Groundhog Day,” and religion.
 
We conducted our interview via e-mail, reproduced below with minimal edits and modified to include links.
 
And in case you missed it, be sure to check out our full review of Murray’s book as well. Make the pitch to readers young and old for why they should pick up a self-identified curmudgeon’s guide to self-improvement? Did you intend for your book to appeal to an audience beyond ambitious young adults and their parents?
 
Murray: You have to understand that this book wasn’t planned. It just happened. I started writing tips to [American Enterprise Institute's] AEI’s young staff, getting some pet peeves off my chest 

(for example, tip #2, “Don’t use first names with people considerably older than you until asked, and sometimes not even then”) 

and it grew from there. A lot of the readers told me this was useful stuff and that they were emailing my tips to their friends. So why not make a book out of it? In answer to your question, the book is pretty specific in its target audience: Smart, ambitious 20- somethings, usually with a college degree.
 
Having read (and thoroughly enjoyed) “Coming Apart,” towards the end you note that those living in super-bubbles should and in a sense have a duty to reassert their values in order to fix the cultural divide. Given the advice in “The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Getting Ahead,” is there meant to be any continuity between the two works?
 
Murray: I didn’t plan it that way, but many of the tips draw directly from my earlier work, and not just “Coming Apart.” The discussion of judgmentalism, using the example of Titian’s “Venus of Urbino,” draws directly from a similar discussion in “Human Accomplishment.” The tip that talks about the cardinal virtues draws directly from a passage in “Real Education.” The discussion of the sources of human happiness draws from “In Pursuit.” Many of the things that in earlier books I discussed in the abstract have found concrete applications in “Curmudgeon’s Guide.”
 
Most social scientists observe the world as it is, but you go a step further and propose how to change it. In “In Our Hands“ you take a macro perspective and explain how to abolish the modern welfare state; in “The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Getting Ahead” you focus on the micro, laying out guidelines for self-improvement with the explicit intent to influence the next generation of leaders. Moving from observer to advocate is unique among your peers — care to comment?
 
Murray: I’ve increasingly given up on policy solutions. I see too many ways in which government in general and the federal government in particular are sclerotic, paralyzed by the maze of special interests that keep the idiotic things that government does alive. So in “Coming Apart,” the final chapter was exclusively about ways in which I think the culture must change before meaningful political reform becomes possible. I hadn’t thought about the parallel with the advice I give in “Curmudgeon’s Guide,” but it is indeed focused on the individual. But don’t think that I had “an explicit intent to influence the next generation of leaders.” As I wrote “Curmudgeon’s Guide,” I had a strong feeling that I was talking to individual young people who are very much like I was fifty years ago, hoping I could help them avoid some of the dumb things I did.
 
I’ve increasingly given up on policy solutions
 
Given how early in our lives many of our character traits crystallize, do you believe that those ambitious young adults who have heretofore missed the lessons in your book can pick it up, internalize your advice and apply it going forward?
 
Murray: Sure. I’m not asking introverts to become extroverts or for humorless people to learn how to tell jokes. I’m saying things like “has it ever occurred to you that if you walk into a job interview with a visible tattoo, a lot of people like me will start looking for reasons not to hire you—and that people like me influence a lot of hiring decisions?” It doesn’t take a whole lot of internalization to apply that lesson.

One of the contrarian aspects of your book is that you actually argue for judgmentalism, with which you draw a clear distinction from intolerance. Explain.
 
Murray: Making judgments is part of being human. The only way you can go through daily life without making judgments is if you deliberately refuse to think about what’s before your eyes. Being judgmental is not only OK; we have a moral obligation to make the best judgments we can. Having done that, however, the next step is not to try to make laws enforcing our judgments about right and wrong. It is appropriate to be tolerant of behaviors of which we may disapprove, but which should be left as individual choices that people may make in a free society.
 
Being tolerant does not require me to approve of what you do
 
By the same token, however, being tolerant does not require me to approve of what you do. An example: I think the use of all drugs should be decriminalized. But if that were to happen, I would not be obligated to refrain from criticizing people who spend their lives in a drugged stupor, and I would campaign vigorously against laws that provide government support to people who have incapacitated themselves with drugs. To me, the distinction between tolerating behaviors and approving of them is the key to a society that is both civil and free. In a free and civil society, the culture necessarily has a strong code that encourages “obedience to the unenforceable,” to quote a wise English jurist.
 
America seems to suffer from a serious deficit in virtue — at least among its political class — and presumably among a large enough proportion of the populace to elect such a class. You say “the cardinal virtues are indispensable to being good.” Speak a bit about virtue and America’s plight.
 
Murray: Once again, I was not thinking about the nation when I wrote about the importance of the cardinal virtues. Rather, I’m trying to get my readers, entering adulthood, to realize that courage, justice, temperance, and practical wisdom (to use the modern label for what used to be called “prudence”) are not just philosophical concepts. They are indispensable qualities to living a fulfilling life—because without these four pivotal virtues, human beings are rudderless.

Why should folks watch “Groundhog Day” repeatedly?
 
Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. (Image Source: New York Daily News)
Murray: Watch it the first time because it’s a great entertainment— very smart and very funny. But you’ll have a sense even the first time that you’ve just watched something more important than a romantic comedy. It’s a brilliant moral fable for our time, showing how an egotistical jerk evolves, over thousands of repetitions of the same day—groundhog day—into a fully realized human being.
 
And the movie is subtly complex. I guarantee you’ll still be discovering new things in it the fourth or fifth time you watch it. Of all of the grammatical tips you put forth, which do you believe is most important?
 
Murray: If you use the word “like” as a, like, verbal tic when you’re, like, talking to people, STOP IT. For the first few months, don’t even use “like” in its correct sense. Eradicate it from your vocabulary altogether.
If readers take away one lesson from this book, what should it be?
 
Murray: You are obligated to think deeply about what the pursuit of happiness really means, and thereafter live your life accordingly.
 
Make your case for why libertarians who are skeptical of religion should study religion. Should religious folks study the arguments of atheists and agnostics as well?

Murray: Religion is too serious to be left to the devout. If you have never been religious, it’s not good enough to say “Religion’s not for me.” You’ve got to be sure that you know what you’re rejecting. In the case of Christianity, deciding that you don’t believe the Sunday school stories you heard as a child doesn’t cut it. You’ve got to grapple with the real thing. As for religious folks, they can’t get through college without constant exposure to atheists and agnostics. The zeitgeist of disbelief penetrates every nook and cranny of most college course catalogs.
 
Glenn Beck said in a recent interview that “Culture is the lead. That’s the dog. The news is the tail.” My sense is that at its core your book is about changing the culture. Is that a fair interpretation?
 
Murray: It’s first and foremost about changing individual readers—which, if the book were to be successful beyond my imagining, might change the culture too. I can always dream, anyway.

Link:
http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2014/04/09/famed-libertarian- author-charles-murray-tells-theblaze-why-he-has-given-up-on- political-solutions

Me Mudder

Me Mudder (Author Unknown) When me prayers were poorly said, Who took me from me wittle bed, And spank me til me ass was red? Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot, And laid me on the ice-cold pot, And made me pee when me could not? Me Mudder And when the morning light had come, And in me bed me dribble some, Who wiped me tiny wittle bum? Me Mudder Who me hair so gently part, And hugged me gently to her heart, And sometimes squeeze, til I fart? Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit, And dern near threw a fit, When in me Sunday pants, me shit? Me Mudder And at night when her bed did squeak, and me raised me head to have a peek, who yelled at me to go to sleep? Me Fadder !!!

A Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. 

The waitress,taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table ... Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: 

"Pardon me,sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table”. 

The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ... she just walked in."