Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Constipation

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Doctor Rusty mantra for the cure of constipation

If you are bothered by occasional, or even frequent constipation, repeat the following mantra as often as required to get things back in order.

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare the s##t out of you, you're probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

Caution: potential side effects may include nausea and/or vomiting.
[Unknown original source received March 25, 2009]
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