USMC fighter pilot shot down

The Female Marine Pilot

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their brief stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk, don't waste your food, personal hygiene and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only little Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine Jet-Fighter pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit by a missile. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was ID documents, a small flask of whiskey, a 9-shot pistol, and a survival knife.

Wisely, she drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and cut her, but her parachute landed her right in the middle of 13 Taliban troops. She shot 9 of them with her pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with her survival knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Taliban soldier with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens!, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't f@#% around with Mommy when she's been drinking."