Voter suppression

I am in favor of voter suppression. I am for suppressing the voting privileges, not rights, of …

Black Panthers who stand in front of polling places with their clubs

Caregivers who tell seniors how to vote

Cats

Dead people

Dogs

Felons

Illegal aliens

People who try to vote more than once

People who are bussed in to vote from who knows where

Poll workers who do not check registrations

Poll watchers who allow fraudulent votes

Poll watchers who stuff the ballot boxes

Voters with no valid USA IDs

Thinking about people who pay no taxes as well

Source: The inspiration for this appeared on Facebook with no credits. TheRightJack expanded the suppression factors a bit.