Monday, September 10, 2012

My tax return



I just got a letter from the IRS regarding my tax return for 2011. I'm puzzled ... They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed.

My entry on the line for "List all dependents" was:

• 12 million illegal immigrants; 
• 3 million crack head dopers; 
• 42 million people on food stamps, 
• 2 million people in 243 prisons; 
• at least half of Mexico; 
• 535 crooks & fools in the U..S. House and Senate and 
• 1 useless President!

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

So I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?


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