After being married for 50 years,
I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had
a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home,
a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."
My wife is a very reasonable
woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems
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