An old man calls his son and
says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of
misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you
talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of
each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of
talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. He
calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!"
She calls their father
immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two
of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a
lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.
The old man turns to his wife
and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own
airfares.
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