Obama Health Care Screening Checklist

Draft Copy
Eyes Only
Democrat Bureaucrat Managers & Czars

Preliminary
Obama Health Care Screening
Check List

[ ] 1. Registered Republican - Denied. Take a pill.
[ ] 2. Retired - Denied. Take a pill.
[ ] 3. Pre-existing condition - Denied. And you thought what?

[ ] 4. Democrat Member of Congress - OK. They earned it.
[ ] 5. Union Member - OK. What ever they need.
[ ] 6. Obama Puppet Media – OK. Freedom of the pre .. er .. Services rendered issue.

[ ] 7. Community Organizers and ACORN - OK. What ever they need.
[ ] 8. Illegal aliens – OK. No problemo.
[ ] 9. Sex change operations – OK. Seems quite reasonable.

[ ] 10. Want an abortion – OK. Sign up right here.
[ ] 11. College students. OK. They hardly ever get sick anyway.
[ ] 12. Teachers and professors. OK. It is for the children.