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In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion

While certainly no experts on spiritual matters, until today we were unaware of the existence of a religion being practiced in the South.

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton ( Florida ) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. Joehlin, is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. Click Here.

TAGS Comments (21)

Submitted by Ar Amytas on Thu, 2011-02-24 12:22.
Redneck isn't a race it is a lifestyle.

Submitted by Jace69 on Thu, 2011-02-24 14:42.
Redneck is also a sub-race, just like Red-bone is a sub-race. Redneck is some one who is part Native-American and European. Red-bone is some one who is part Native-American and part Sub-Sharian-African. The people of the Crown first came up with the term Redneck they meant it as it is still taken today, which is derogatory; except by a lot of Rednecks.

Submitted by broccoliobama on Thu, 2011-02-24 12:18.
Well, I'd rather be a Southerner. (Not too many liberals down here.)

Submitted by tuger on Thu, 2011-02-24 11:04.
Redneck is a skilled position, to be a redneck you must be able to:
1. Fix a Ford;
2. Fish and hunt sucessfully;
3. Know who won last week in NASCAR;
4. Know all SEC coaches;
5. Launch your boat from a boat ramp, with your wife's help, without getting a divorce.

There are no life skills required to be a Yankee couch potato. Tuger



Redneck Driver’s License Application. Click Here.

Redneck Test questions
Sex: Lots ___ Some ___ None ___
(please note farm animals and family members do not count)

Fill in the blanks
Question: Sex
Answer: __ yes __
Question: How far did you go in high school?
Answer: __ Sometimes all the way __

300 reasons you might be a redneck if . . . Click Here.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.