Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Mathematics

Mathematics

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of over 70 years of experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and

look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it is Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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