Saturday, February 15, 2014

Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife went in for marriage counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a lengthy tirade listing every problem they had ever had.

After allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand. The therapist embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 

"This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

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