Humor: The economy is so bad that ...

The economy is so bad that ...

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
5. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
6. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
8. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and have learned the names of their own children.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

10. Motel Six will not leave the lights on.
11. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
12. The Mafia is laying off judges.

[Source: unknown email received and originally published 4/21/09]