They reproduce, drive and vote
“To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.” Undated and undocumented newspaper clipping received July 14, 2009
A 20-something Wisconsin lady called 911 to complain, using obscene language over and over, about cows that had escaped from a nearby pasture. July 2009 update
Our gaffe prone VP Joe Biden told our friends and enemies where VP Dick Cheney went for protection when a serious threat to government was detected. So, does not VP Joe Biden escape from harm there too. Dah! May 2009
A lady called 911 because McDonalds ran out of french fries
An unnamed political official became seriously agitated when it was reported to him that there was deadly di-hydrogen monoxide in the city water supply. Duh!
At this time, I cannot figure out which is more telling or more humerous. Is it the dumb bank robber stories that circulate via email, the dummies who go to court and win law suits when injured during their robberies or terrorists who blow themselves up?
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