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FROM THE FIRST DEMOCRAT BOOK OF PSALMS
20O8-2012 edition
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES. MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.
SURELY POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE
ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME
WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
BUT, I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN. I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.
Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the election booth and removed all doubt."
Source: Undocumented and undated email received July 7, 2009.
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