Luxury Cars

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Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past.

They have always been beyond my means but I took out a luxury 
car last week, just to drive that sucker.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options. The seats were of particular interest to me.

He explained the seats directed warm air to your fanny during the winter and directed cool air to your fanny in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I explained if it were 
a Democrat car the seats would blow smoke up your fanny year round.