Thursday, November 12, 2009
Borders
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Let me get this straight...
I THINK I GET IT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!
BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
- A DRIVERS LICENSE
- A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
- WELFARE FOOD STAMPS
- RIGHT TO VOTE, AND
- FREE HEALTH CARE
Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense.
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