If Yankees were the USA

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Yankees win their 27th MLB Championship

I have never been a big fan of the Yankees. They have more money than the other teams, due in part to living in New York. So, they spend it to purchase the best talent on the market. It works for them but not for the rest of baseball. Small market teams cannot compete with their purchasing power.

I have a solution. We should hold town hall meetings and ask the Obama administration to step up to the plate and do to the Yankees exactly what they are doing to the USA.

What does that mean, you ask.

The Obama government would take over the Yankees and make them pay for the salaries of all of the other teams in baseball. This would, most likely, destroy them. Oh Well.

Obama could also mandate that the Yankees to take all of the worst player salaries from the other teams. I assume you see the analogy there. In fact, maybe the Yankees should also be forced to take the worst players from the Cleveland Browns plus those weak players from the Chiefs, Lions, Raiders and Titans. Yes, that is definitely the way to go. That will teach them a thing or two about how the current government looks at the free marketplace … the right jack